Registered: Aug 2000
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pms - don't worry boys, i aint gonna kill ya...

i'm suffering real bad from pms at the moment... in a desperate attempt to find some kind of solution, i came accross a list of symptoms:

Nervous tension
Irritability
Anxiety
Mood swings
Headache
Craving for sweets(especially chocolate)
Increased appetite
Heart pounding
Fatigue
Dizziness/Fainting
Swelling of extremities
Breast tenderness
Abdominal bloating
Weight gain
Depression
Forgetfulness
Crying
Confusion
Insomnia

i have all of these symptoms in a BIG way, apart from the dizziness/fainting one. The thing that's pissed me off this morning, is the fact that i woke up late for my classes (again) cos i just could not get out of bed:

symptom = fatigue my cure = coffee to wake me up in the morning... but oooohhhhh noooo.... coffee has to fucking aggravate the fucking symptoms of pms. along with smoking and drinking alcohol.

symptom = depression my cure = eating crap food to comfort me... but oooohhhh noooo... crap food "worsens" pms.

i can't fucking win can i?? bollocks to it all... anyway, i do not want any sympathy for this "womans" thing cos shit happens and we all have to deal with it, but it just stinks. bleh.

*looks around for some vitamin B supplements*

*gets annoyed cos she can't find any*

*starts screaming at the cat*

*starts thinking about how tasty cat burgers with extra mayonnaise and cheese sounds*

*makes some coffee*

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
Posts: 7537

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Originally posted by slappy:
Nervous tension
Irritability
Anxiety
Mood swings
Headache
Craving for sweets(especially chocolate)
Increased appetite
Heart pounding
Fatigue
Dizziness/Fainting
Swelling of extremities
Breast tenderness
Abdominal bloating
Weight gain
Depression
Forgetfulness
Crying
Confusion
Insomnia

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

Ummm...

Errr... you're not pregnant.

There, I've totally cheered you up.

lalala lalala la

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Registered: Aug 2000
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hahaaa... wonderaz they might also be the symptoms of being preggers too...

*starts to cry some more*

heh

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Originally posted by aminal:
Could be any illness... i feel like that atm - but i havn't got PMS

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aminal... don;t tell me you've got tender breasts too?? hehe

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: 54.60°N 5.70°W
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Aren't all of those just criteria for being fema...

*ahem*

Awww. I feel for you chick. Come on over here and Uncle Pan will put you to bed with a hot water bottle and readings of Yeats.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
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Women have found that having sex with me is the ultimate cure for PMS.

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Originally posted by slappy:
aminal... don;t tell me you've got tender breasts too?? hehe

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
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PMS? Those are the same symptoms I go through before my first cup of coffee and my first cigarrette every morning!

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