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Supply the Punchline XV - airborne

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Download the SETI software, then join the Asylum SETI Team!

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He's a she!

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Pull!

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"I hope that diarreah doesn't kick in now!"

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The Word of the Day is Tribadism (n.) - Mutual genital-fondling between lesbians.

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Animal cruelty-fun and entertaining!

bill, that word of the day has me in stitches.

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Huh? What's this? Yellow rain? Umm.. oh my god! What the fuck is that dog doing up there???


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Graphic Cheeseworks.
Gotta love the cheese!

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World's greatest juggler attempts to juggle 2 frisbees and a live dog!

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"Sometimes if I position my hand just right, I can get my arm into the dog's anus all the way to my elbow."

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All the best punch lines are taken.

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The crowd were thrilled by the World Catch The Dog With Your Teeth Championships!

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Just because I'm paranoid it doesn't mean that they aren't watching me!

No sugar thanks, I'm sweet enough already!

Orange does not rhyme with door hinge!

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...and out of no where, this frisbee smashes into us and Spot goes flying out of my hands!

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"Its raining cats and dogs"

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"KRACKK! goes the hymen"

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quote:

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Originally posted by aminal:
"Its raining cats and dogs"

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"Dave the Juggler added spice to his act by using live dogs"

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"KRACKK! goes the hymen"

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"bob the juggler looks for his lost frisbee"

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This is a fine example of some of the amazing feats performed in the semi-annual Alpo Dog Throwing Competition.

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you people are sick. sick sick sick.

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Kick ass, whitey!

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Aww shucks Melesse. Thanx.

I was laughing when I wrote it too.

Mostly due to the image of a dog being rocketed out of some device into the air, with some redneck with a bead on him about to fire.

Then the next image is pretty funny too.

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lol

I'm still audibly giggling about that. I'll be wondering out of the office, muttering "pull!" to myself, and everyone will stare at me funny as I giggle quietly.

Oh well, fuck em anyways. I don't get along with most of em anyways. I hate office work, I hate wearing a button down shirt, I hate wearing slacks and loafers. I'm a tshirt and jeans kinda guy. *sigh*

Heheheh...."Pull".....

Melesse

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Actually, "Pull!" was my first thought too, but since Paint had already posted it, I had to come up with something else. Therefore, mine sucked.

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Graphic Cheeseworks.
Gotta love the cheese!

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Did noone else get this?

Paint, I love you man, I fucking busted out with a big ass guffaw in the middle of my office, and everyone poked out of their cube like a bunch of prairie dogs. It was classic

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Pull!

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"I can see my kennel from up heeeeerrrreeeeee!"

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There is no music any more.
Music was assassinated on the 8th December 1980

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