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Lightbulb NEWS: "A Christmas Tail" by J E B Stuart

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NEWS: "A Christmas Tail" by J E B Stuart

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Old Post 12-24-2002 08:15 AM
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Dingle
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i cant stop fucking laughing about that mstrg pic. hehehehehhehehehehheehehe... im serious i cant fucking stop hehehehhehhehe...

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missjo
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LMAO
I see JEB has been getting the hang of his Photoshop software


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But seriously I thought my boobies were waay big enough already

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Classic. Pernt.

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bahahahahahah!!!!!!!

That pic is too funny. hehe

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Dear Dingle, Missyjo, Cage and Fiend,

Your laughter is the best Christmas present this ol' derelict has had in a loooong time. Many thanks and I sincerely wish y'all the best holiday season ever. I mean it from the bottom of my heart.

Amen.

p.s. Also, special thanks to MstrG, Cheesemeister (Rosh) and Missyjo. In my book, your willingness to join in the fun, your obvious ability to laugh at yourselves, these are all marks of class and strength of character. You three, along with so many other unique individuals I've grown to know and like in my time here, are quite special to me.

p.p.s. Everyone please accept my humble apologies for indulging myself in a serious, heart-felt post. I know it's quite unexpected and out-of-character for me, but I just couldn't help it. Let's just say the Christmas Spirit moved me.

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AWWWWWW

Merry Christmas to you too Jebby



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& a big giant hug for you

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That look on G's face is priceless.

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ok i assume thats my friend jon by the looks of it. thats not very funny jeb. I'm just glad he is home and not in az right now. geez that is very cruel to display something like that. he is one of the nicest persons i have ever met.

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now that just had to be the worst present he could get for christmas. sheesh.

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I should tell you to blow it out your pompous ass, Annea, but since you're new I'll just say this -- Rosh is very much my friend, too, and I obtained his permission to use the pic.

Merry Christmas to you, too.

Amen.

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I guess she forgot to read your post script there JEB. :hammer:

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quote:
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ok i assume thats my friend ...

Did you get permission to use his first name on the forum?

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sorry mstrg i didnt know we couldnt use real names on the forum. besides rosh doesnt mind or so i think he doesnt. thats not the as important as what jeb did without rosh's permission to post it.

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quote:
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...what jeb did without rosh's permission to post it.


quote:
Originally posted by J E B Stuart
...and I obtained his permission to use the pic....


show us your tits!

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btw, is mstrg's mouth actually a butthole?

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WTF? is this bitch retarded?

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quote:
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WTF? is this bitch retarded?


Totally. But she's also horribly miss understood.

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that and rosh is the one that posted it first. WHOOPS!

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yes he did but did he say it could be reposted? no he said that it can not be reposted. i cant believe you guys found it again. :/ well anyway i saw it so what its not big deal. he's a friend and nothing more.

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as has been stated over and over annea, rosh gave permission. im sorry you cant comprehend that. if Rosh has a problem with it, he's free to voice his concerns to an admin.

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i heard you the first time. oh well. i dont give a fuck right now

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well if he says its ok then fine. i have no right to say its not ok to do so. lol unless he tells me that i can hehe

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You're blond, aren't you?

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No, she's just incredibly stupid. There's a thin line between the two.

Annea, dear, please get lost. And I don't mean lost in the "deer-in-the-headlights-look-while-trying-to-decipher-the-difference-between-ketchup-and-catsup" way. Last time that happened you were lost for a week and found curled up in the fetal position in the dairy section, muttering: ketchup . . . catsup . . . ketchup. We don't need that again, do we, dear?

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