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Caption Competition -- Special Edition!

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don't mind the short guy. he's only blind in one eye.

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hey, anybody wanna see this drunk one-eyed midget guzzle the salsa?

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"d'ya think anyone will notice if i play with myself?"

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"being too small to drink, Bob just drank from the chilli dip jar"

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"hehe, we spiked the salsa with something special...want some?"
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lo-key finally came out of the closet about his relationship with Spicy, the 8th dwarf (who was banned from fairy tales because of his seedy past in the porn industry)

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lo-key is kinda funny lookin.

But that midget has me ragin.

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lo-key, having not gotten out for months due to his excessive work on the Asylum servers, finds his libido in excess and at a friend's party slips a roofie into little Mongo's salsa drink.

Here we see him waiting jubilantly for the effects to kick in so he can get him some hot Mexican midget lovin'.

(that really is lo-key, BTW. He's the one on the left.)

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missphinx, paint; i'm rolling. thank you. jesus that's funny.

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wow, that's lo-key? in that case:

lo-key plays pocket pool while waiting for pedro the midget pimp to supply him with primo mexican hotties.

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I told you all the midget was the sauce.

Do any of you ever listen to me?

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"im smiling cause i have my finger up this midgets ass."

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whoa, is that a whip in that midget's hand?

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Kick ass, whitey!

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"if i just keep on smiling, hopefully no one will notice that my right hand is shoved down my pants"

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You think thats weird! you should see what it does to my anus.....woooo now thats salsa!

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Wait I thought Lo-Key was the midget.

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heehee. hey, paintchips, the topic of this thread mentions the word "competition". can i infer that there is some kind of reward for the best entry?

hello?

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Sure.

Whoever is choosen as a winner gets 3 humor points.

It has to be a vote between Wonderaz, MstrG, and myself.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!!

lo-key does not get to vote, so don't worry. Offending him will not lose you any points. In fact, just the opposite is true, I imagine.

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midget: he was steady eating my ass then grabbed for the salsa...

lo-key: time to spice this shit up!

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"the midget did _try_ and block the wanker out of the picture with his sombremo"

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lo-key (without moving his lips)"Keep smiling you little fucker and act completely natural....I got a knife in my pocket and Im not afraid to use it"



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Stellar adj 1: indicating the most important performer or role [syn: leading(p), prima(p), star(p)stellar(a)] 2: being or relating to or resembling or emanating from stars; "an astral body"; "stellar light" [syn: astral]
One day I will rule the world with SpongeBobSquarePants by my side.

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quote:

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Originally posted by missphinx:
lo-key finally came out of the closet about his relationship with Spicy, the 8th dwarf (who was banned from fairy tales because of his seedy past in the porn industry)

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEaaa !!!!!

I won? I WON! I got HUMOR POINTS? ME? HUMOR? I can't believe it!

Thank you all, especially thank you to lo-key and Spicy, for graciously providing the inspiration.

You guys...*sob*...are so great.

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Ok this is great! I would like to thank Low key for being a midget who has big people friends to pretend to be him in the album thread.......

Anyways to be serious when I first saw that pic in the album thread before I scrolled down to see the rest I actually thought that lo key was the midget and he had big people friends who hung out with him for his salsa.

That is really what I thought.It made since his nick is LO key afterall.

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