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Now don't get me wrong, the asthetics of zits inspire no joy in this unicorn heart of mine, but the physical joy of popping and milking those little pustules is supremely grand. There is a whole spectrum of jobbies out there, from the little worms of blackheads that squirm out on a squeeze to the lazy whitehead that doesn't do anything to the exploders that make an audible POP! and streak the mirror to the lower back volcanos that feel the size of a thimble and won't pop no matter how much pain you endure.

But the best of all...the squirters. I've only had 2 of them, but I'm sure to find a couple more before i die. They were both really small, just tiny tender pinpricks on my jawline, but when I queued them up and put the pressure on, they SPRAYED a stream of hot bloody puss into my hand. I banged one down while I was taking a shit and it sprayed so much blood that it got on the floor and the wall. It was so cool! I went through abotu 8 Kleenexs over the next half hour milking it out. It squirted for a good 10 minutes.

Nothing I've ever had matched the ass-zit that Pantera filmed on the Far Beyond Driven video though. When they popped it, the white puss came out like from a tube of toothpaste. I wish I had a video rip of it to post for you.

So... do you like popping zits too?

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popping zits is fun. i get em on my neck (those fuckers hurt) and sometimes right under my nostrils (those fuckers hurt worse). i have one on my back that ive had for years, its just this little bump, but every few months i can get a quarter inch of white paste out of it. doesnt hurt much though, just a dull pain. its prolly cancer or something, never heard of someone having a zit for 5-6 years.


ummm, yeah

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The thought of popping zits gives me goose bumps. I wonder if there's some fetish site out there for zit lovers.

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Goose bumps in a good or bad way?

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Goose bumps in a good or bad way?

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Bit of both. Its satisfying to have a boil/zit whatever burst, especially if there's alot of puss. Its a relief thing.

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I drink more milk than most people I know and my face is rather clear, so fuck those peta bastards. I remember on jackass this guy squeezed a black head and shit came out of it for the longest time. I wish I could get something like that going.

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I remember that Rod, It looked like a worm.

Very impressive

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the bacne ones are the best, they are like cannons.

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Oh god, Dacarlo that comic is disgusting.

I never got many zits when I was younger, same applies today. I'll occasionally get a back zit, when I pop those fuckers it hurts!

Sickos

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Hence wetback.

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This is going to be fairly odd, posting something serious in a thread so RIPE for humor, but acne was no laughing matter to me. I had it really bad as a teenager, and it made my life hell for awhile.

Then I read an interview with Cat Stevens in Rolling Stone. The article was accompanied by a full-page picture of his face (back when RS was the size of a newspaper). Somewhere in the interview, they asked him what his secret was for his flawless complexion. (I admit, a strange question to ask a musician, but you could see from the larger-than-lifesize closeup of his face that his skin was remarkable.)

He said he had an acne problem and his doctor had told him to never wash his face with soap. Just rinse it in hot water and rub it really good, and leave it at that. The doctor had also told him to stop popping them, and that the acne would get really bad, but as the beneficial bacteria re-established itself in his skin the pimples would go away and there wouldn't even be any scarring.

I took his advice and from that day on, I've never washed my face with soap. Sure enough, I looked like a pepperoni pizza for about two weeks, and then they went away. I only have one small scar from that time, and it's a miracle my face wasn't ravaged with pockmarks like Edward James Olmos'.

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Zit popping is one of my favorite pastimes, I'll even have dreams about it. I had one behind my ear once, and when I sqeezed it, I could hear the pus rocket out.

Pimple, ooze that pus
Creamy white goo of my dreams
The mirror is now streaked

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Hell, everytime the jackass's BIG sister, Loretta, sits down, it sounds like rice krispies poppin' 'n' cracklin' in a bola milk.

Amen.

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The best zits are always on my lower back or my ass. I pop those suckers and I get a big globular white mass of goo. I don't know why it makes me feel so relieved to see it gone, but it does. I honestly hate zits, which is probably why I'm forever trying to pop them. As a result, I end up with a lot of scar-like marks on my shoulders, around my tits, and on my nose and chin from popping what are basically non-existant zits. Even little tiny blackhead worms give me satisfaction. It's probably my grown up way of self-mutilating or something. Okay, maybe not. I don't know why, but yes, Nutinia, there is a zittaclaus.

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This thread was fucking gross. Gross. GROSS!!!

+5 Perv. points for Nute!!

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You say that, but the pimple poppers outnumber dweebs like yuo 3 to 1

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. . . but yes, Nutinia, there is a zittaclaus.

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The burning question of the day, though, is whether you can belch, fart, eat a booger and pop a zit all at the same time. Synchronized grossity.

Oh, and your rather unsettling candor and stainless detail compel me to bestow thee wif a hyoomer pernt.

Amen.

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popping blisters and picking scabs is fun too

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The worst thing about picking scabs is they arent nearly as tasty as they look.

Never had a problem with zits, still get one every now and then if I eat something like a bucketfull of chocolate, which is rare. I don't use soap on my face either and never have, maybe that's part of the reason?

I do get these huge blackheads in the large pores inside my nostrils though, probably from smoking. They are all kinds of fun to squeeze.

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The true test of intimacy in a relationship is if your partner will pop the zits on your back. I once witnessed my father's second wife doing this for him when I was 8 or 9. Nevermind the fact that I was harboring a low-grade oedipal feelings. Which reminds me... Dumbest move my father made with me during that time period: he decided that both he and his wife should moon me as I opened the bathroom door fresh from my shower. Never will I forget my first glance of female flesh, bent over and winking at me. I think I imprinted on her.

Anyhow, don't get me started on tweezing, and imminently more satisfying pastime.

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ah do i have a treat for all you zit lovers out there> i saw this post and new i had to mention this site.
Pop That Zit

ENjoy!! Hours of zit popping enjoyment. Get your barf bag out. lol

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zitspam!

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ha zit goodness. I came across the zit thread in a search for more xzit vids lol. I figured i gotta let zit lovers know about popthatzit its frikking redic!! I get through about 5 vids then i cant watch anymore. Yet i keep going back ha!! later mater

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