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oxsan
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Your post has been edited....

As a result of malfunction of my keyboard I have reason to make frequent use of the "edit feature" on the asylum for which I am very grateful but there is a thing that bothers me. After I have done my editing an advisory screen flashes on which says:

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"Your post has been edited--you are now being taken to the post"
This quote makes me have all sorts of bad thoughts. It is sort of like when the policeman told me "Put your hands on the car hood and spread your legs." All sorts of visions go through my head when I read that edit advisory. Am I going to be tied to a post and beaten? Why? Because you made a typo you fool and had to use up our edit allowance. My keyboard is sticky. No excuses go to the post!

It is a bad situation. I am pondering seeking psychological counseling. There is one other minor point. Beneath these words is another printed sentence--but the words are too small for me to read. I tried to read them with a 4X loupe but got a placque that I was being kicked off the net by my provider for "inactivity"---I wasn't inactive at all it just took me a long time to find the loupe. But I hope that I am not violating the rule expressed by those little tiny letters.

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The admins are fascist capitalist ratpig running dog lackeys.

It is the only explanation.

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Smug Git
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Although you'd think that your loving son would send you a new keyboard.

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oxsan
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I always considered alcohol a good cleaning agent but the port wine I spilled on this keyboard does not seem to have helped it at all.

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oxsan
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Oh yes, my loving son. I don't think Danny has any extra keyboards.

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you bastards stop puttin ideas in that old man's head.

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On the other hand the premise that you owned a non-sticky keyboard was quite a compliment, Daniel.

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