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urbanjunkie
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Who would you most like to smack with a shovel?

robbie williams

if you are trying to tell me that given the chance you wouldnt want to set fire to this cunts face, then you're a bullshitter.


connie: the stupid bitch from the uk AOL adverts

the only thing that makes me want to headbutt the tv.


the blazing squad

rapping in the ghetto streets of Walthamstow....wearing clothes their mummy bought them.


avril lavigne

oh look everybody !! avril is doing something punkish !! what a rebel !!


judge jules

fuck off and die

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Robbie takes the cake here, easily. Even if he managed to make me believe he was 10% as cool as he thinks he is, I'd still think he was worthy of a shovel to the face.

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The woman in the glad bag commercials. I HATE her voice. I couldn't find a picture though.

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John Edward,....LOOK!, he's just askin for it!!!

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I vote this guy:


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All too easy.... 2 birds with one shovel

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dont forget hamster boy...

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you keep posting his pick and you willl have the womens institute after you!

Ida "ooo he's such a lovely boy (over nice cup of tea and a scone) sure wish our Cheryl could meet a fine young upstanding man like him"

Beryl " Yes such a wast"

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Wanker

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I feel sorry for the photographers and their cameras.

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Princess_Chelle
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the wraith

i dont hate many...but when i saw phorbies pic of the frenchie ...hehe, yes i admit, id enjoy nailing him with a shovel

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Kayla
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i'll second avril.

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quote:
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i'll second avril.


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I'll toss a vote to Avril.

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Re: Who would you most like to smack with a shovel?

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judge jules
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Re: Who would you most like to smack with a shovel?

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connie: the stupid bitch from the uk AOL adverts



Wait. They sell AMERICA Online in the UK? They don't even call it UKOL or something? Do people buy it?

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Nope they suffer it!!!

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Aydin
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I have no idea whom any of those limeys are.

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Robbie Williams is the only one I know. I kind of like his attitude, but I think I've only seen him like 3 times...that video where he strips down to his skeleton, an episode of Cribs and some interview. I can imagine he'd get really annoying if I had to hear from him on a regular basis. He did, however, have the best "crib" I've ever seen on that show.

Avril Lavigne is pretty harmless overall, I think.

Based solely on the pictures, I'd have to vote for the Flaming Squad.

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Dead_Inside
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My landlord. For leaving my driveway buried under 8 feet of plowed up snow. I pay rent for the privelage of shoveling out his property.

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Thumper
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Sadam...let's not make war, just hit him in the face with a shovel.

That ought to do it.

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Mordecai
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Can we hit Chirac next?

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quote:
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My landlord. For leaving my driveway buried under 8 feet of plowed up snow. I pay rent for the privelage of shoveling out his property.


vindication would be enhanced if you used the shovel you cleaned your drivemway with

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JohnDoe
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A girl in my school who, ironicly, looks like she was already beaten in the face with a shovel, might be why she is called Shovelface.

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