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Jack the Bagman
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romance

I go through cycles of having different erotic fixations. Usually instigated by random events that provoke sexual imagery for whatever reason. This leads to recuring sexual fantasies. What this means is I'll go through periods where I have a scenario in my head that I have to beat off to. I've had many of these throughout my life.

Anyway heres a cross selection of what I'm talking about.

For awhile I had a fixation on watching a wholesome girl-next-door type dressed up in a girlscout uniform handcuffed with her wrists over her head to a tall chainlink fence while a vicious rottweiler attacks her inner thighs. Lots of blood, streaming tears and screaming trauma. I probably whacked off or fucked a thousand times thinking about that one. When I was a little kid a girl I had a crush on came to the house to sell girlscout cookies, my dog got out and bit her on the inside of her thighs. She was hysterical crying. I don't know what made it resurface so long after as a sexual fixation.

Once I was stuck at someones house and they were watching a julia roberts movie. I dont really give a rats ass about julia roberts, but in this movie there is a scene where she's kneeling in front of a guy sitting down begging his forgiveness, telling him what a worthless piece of shit she is. That made my cock hard for about a month. The scenario of a 'pristine' woman kneeling between my legs giving me a handjob while confessing what a worthless piece of shit scumbag whore she is. True love.

For whatever reason, female friends and lovers feel comfortable around me, enough to confide in me or ask for help on things they wouldnt ask another woman, much less another man. Recently I crashed over at an ex's house who was going through some paranoid scenario that she had double packed a small tampon deep inside her pussy. She tried feeling around for it, but couldnt find it. So she asked me to help because I've got long fingers. She stripped and laid on her back and spread her legs while I probed up inside her dry pussy with my fingers. "I cant feel anything" I said. So she spread her legs up and held her knees up by her shoulders so I could probe deeper... Now every woman I meet I have sexual fantasies about probing her dry pussy with my fingers, and giving prolonged medical examinations of their mouth and other orafices.

I've always had an active sex life. Most of my attachments to the opposite sex are sexual in nature. Personal affinity is prerequisite for good sex so I cant' say I've ever fucked someone I did not like just for the sake of having sex. I've never been with any woman less than six months, and I've never been with any woman that we did not immediately know we wanted to fuck and fucked on the first night after meeting each other. My ex's are very good looking by any standards. I'm 37 and have been in around 13 relationships, often living together, always heavily sexual. I'm still on speaking terms with most of my ex's. My natural tendencies are slanted toward bdsm (me being dominant and sadistic), although vanilla is just as good with the right person with the right chemistry. What I've found is that most of my ex's keepthe line open because most men don't have the backbone to dish-out ruthless abusive sex in bed.

I think there is a lot of heavy "telepathic" stuff going on with intense sexual interaction. I always seem to attract wholesome looking women who want me to strangle them with an extension cord and dryfuck them up the ass, or something like that. One time this girl I know (she was about 22) tried to slit her wrists and came crying to me because she was scared. She just cut through the skin on both wrists with a steak knife without severing the arteries. I cleaned up her cuts and closed her wounds with butterfly bandages and antiseptic and bandaged her up because she didnt want to go to the hospital. She started kissing on me and we ended up fucking in the bathroom, then in her bedroom all night. She still had blood all over her tits, face, and arms. I've had at least one lover who I'm 100% certain wanted me to kill her during sex ... "suicide by sadist."

btw- I am in a relationship so I'm not trolling for pussy.

Whats your take on the mutations of the psychosexual impulse?

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damn, you're a sick fuck. i like you. a lot.

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So... no one believes in romance?

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why when there's amsterdam?

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I tried to find the romance in this.. I really did.. but sadly to me it seemed to come off as simply bragging about your sex life.

die.

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You seem to have moistened Sabine.

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Jack the Bagman
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She's from Northern Va. I wonder if she's polydactal.

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Not any more. The Free Clinic gave her some ointment that cleared it right up.

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they say I can still spread it though.

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yeah, and they say it a lot.
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I'm picturing mullets, and that is disturbing.

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mullets always are.

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Odd, Sabine, I would have thought you would have jumped at what he was saying

I'm one of those men who can't do the abusive rough sex thing. I can toss you around, and dominate you, but I have trouble hurting people, even if they ask. Just a little rough.

And I don't think that's fucked up. I think anything that's between two people and it makes them both happy, then awesome. Plus I want to watch.

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The girl scout and the rottweiler was a bit rough. But then, you ain't heard my fantasies.

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Yeah but his might be abominable.

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I love when people overextend their vocabularies. It's like watching a George W. Bush speech, except with Girl Scout bondage in it.

But the polydactyl thing does raise an interesting question. Would a handjob from a chick with an extra finger be 10% better than a regular handjob?

If I had to share my perspective on mutations of the psychosexual impulse, vis-a-vis Bagman's sexual history, I'd say he intentionally seeks out severely unstable/retarded women, thereby guaranteeing an imbalanced power dynamic in all of his relationships with women. It's much easier than persuading a self-respecting or emotionally stable woman to relinquish control to you. Suicidal chicks always put out. And who the fuck double-packs tampons and is then surprised when one gets stuck?

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I'm more curious to see someone getting fisted by a girl with an extra finger.

All in all, it's only romantic till someone says the saftey word.

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quote:
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I love when people overextend their vocabularies. It's like watching a George W. Bush speech, except with Girl Scout bondage in it.


Did I overextend my vocabulary or yours?

The latter I suspect.

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It was either yours or mine, Merriam-Webster's AND Dictionary.com's. My money's on me and the dictionary companies.

The word is "polydactyl". Before anyone digs up the "pedant" tag, let me say that I normally don't sweat typo's or misspellings, but when someone digs so deep as to come up with a word like "polydactyl", I think they should at least spell it correctly.

So yeah, it was the former.

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cage- you speak of 'polydactyl' as if it's one of those words that is so rarely used that the majority of the population doesnt know what it means. am I misunderstanding you somehow? or is this really how you feel?
isn't 'polydactyl' in everyone's everyday vocabulary?

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Maybe in Alabama.

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He's got his nuts in a bunch because I used a word he had to go look up.

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polydactyl is a one of those words where you look at it and immediately think... many-finger-having, then you go look it up, cause everyone is making a big kerfuffel over it, and you find out it actually means TOO-many-finger-having.

Am I crazy, or shouldn't that word be hyperpolydactyl?

or would hyperpolydactyl mean way-way-way-too-many-finger-having.

As far as sexual fantasies go, I occasionally imagine that my sweat and semen is a sweet scented addictive narcotic that only a small number of really fit women know about (say 30 odd) the scene plays out where every inch of my flesh is covered by over eager lips, tongues, and vaginas, desperate to suck the sweet essence from my pores and balls.

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