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Dacarlo
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Question Quickie

On a billboard this morning I saw a question and it kinda went like this.

If you're going on a date and you could either wash your genitalia or brush your teeth but not both which would you pick?

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Aydin
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Genitalia. It's not like I need to get kissed.

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Cage
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Wash my balls. You can always buy gum on the way there.

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Dacarlo
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Assume you cant buy gum or freshen up.

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madlucas
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was the billboard selling soap or mouthwash? I want to be sure I answer with the masses on this one.

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Cage
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Can I assume that we're going to get something to eat or drink on this date?

If not, then I guess me and my extremely literal mind are going to take this question to places it wasn't really meant to go. That is, how long has it been since I last showered? Since I last brushed my teeth? Have I been sweating a lot?

In most cases, I'd probably go with brushing my teeth. Since I shower at least once a day and powder my junk, I don't imagine it'd get too foul. And if she can't even stand to kiss you, she probably won't bother trying to put your balls in her mouth.

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Super Gremlin
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What all this stuff about brushing teeth? Never heard of it.

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Goatboy
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I would wash my dick with toothpaste.

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Aydin
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And let her brush her teeth with it.

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sledgeroo
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I'd brush my teeth regardless of extenuating circumstances, anything she encounters in my pants is not my problem, as she assumes responsibility for everything the instant the pants (if applicable) are undone (or otherwise removed from her path of travel).... therefore, minty-fresh breath takes precedence.

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Dacarlo
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The question was for some new quiz they're showing for young, trendy and pretentious types. I guess since the advert contained the word genitalia they were going for shock value.

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Princess_Chelle
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hehe that is funny dacarlo...

i think i would brush my teeth, no one should see genitalia on the first date anyways!

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wonderaz
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Brush my teeth then spit on my dick.

Damn, you people need to think outside the box.

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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz
Damn, you people need to think outside the box.


Otherwise they'll never get into one.

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Lu
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quote:
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I'd brush my teeth regardless of extenuating circumstances, anything she encounters in my pants is not my problem, as she assumes responsibility for everything the instant the pants (if applicable) are undone (or otherwise removed from her path of travel).... therefore, minty-fresh breath takes precedence.


how about minty fresh genitalia instead

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billgerat
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Brush the teeth. It's after the date is over and you take the lass home is when you need to worry about the genitalia.

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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz
Brush my teeth then spit on my dick.


That's what I always admired about you Wonder. A man with style and panache.

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rodney
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Brush my teeth since my balls always smell like the heavens.

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