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(Probably old but fuck it)

Hey, Jeb,
We know you love your SUV and your neighbor's wife. We know you share the same concerns as all god-fearing and white Americans. You want to be out shooting terrorists just like the rest of us. You think Tom Daschle is an obstructionist commie and want what's best for the country, like we do.

This war on terror is a perfect excuse to bomb the hell out of Saddam the right way, finally, or anyone else we don't like, and we know you'll support it with all your heart, no matter how long it takes, or how much it costs, because you are a Christian, God-fearing, white man.

The only way out of this situation is to bomb Iraq, then Somalia, then Tom Daschle, so that businesses can create new jobs for nobody, really, but it sure sounds good. But the Satan worshipping, hippy, tree-hugging Democrats are trying to take your hard-earned money and give it to their marijuana dealers instead of making kickbacks to GE's inner circle where it belongs.

If you're a patriot and hate homos like we do you'll help us put Clinton in prison to help get our country back on its feet and keep us all safe.

Remember, if you want our country to be competitive and not be the laughingstock of the world, put the House and Senate back into the hands of the people who are white, God-fearing Christians like you, who look nothing like that bastard Clinton, and who want to give you jobs and trillions of dollars of debt just like the 'ol gipper, God bless him instead of feeding illegal Arab immigrants who steal food from the mouths of your children.

Remember friends, to save the good 'ol U.S. of A., vote to nuke France and all their socialist commie friends in the next election!

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Fellow Millionaires,


We know you love your country and your neighbor's wife. We know you share the same concerns as all Republican and commie-hating Americans. You want to be goddam filthy rich and left alone to watch your big screen just like the rest of us. You think Tom Daschle is an obstructionist commie and want what's best for the country, like we do.

This war on terror is a just war, a good war, a true war, and we know you'll support it with all your heart, no matter how long it takes, or how much it costs, because you are a Christian, God-fearing, white man.

The only way out of this situation is to cut taxes so that businesses can create new jobs for nobody, really, but it sure sounds good. But the Satan worshipping, hippy, tree-hugging Democrats are trying to take your hard-earned money and give it to lazy pregnant crack addict mothers instead of putting it in our pockets where it belongs.

If you're a patriot and hate homos like we do you'll help us kill queers and commies here and abroad to help get our country back on its feet and keep us all safe.

Remember, if you want our country to be competitive and not be buried in the corpses of murdered fetuses, put the House and Senate back into the hands of the people who are white like you, who look like white Christians like you, and who want to give you guns and trillions of dollars of debt just like the 'ol gipper, God bless him instead of feeding illegal Furrin' immigrants who rape your children.

Remember friends, to save the good 'ol U.S. of A., vote Republican in the next election!

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