"Worried that the pollution from blown oil installations will clog up complicated detection equipment and make it difficult to pick up deadly chemicals and nerve agents, U.S. marines and soldiers will drive into battle across the dusty plains of Iraq with caged chickens atop their Hum-Vees."
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Boston, MA, Center of the Universe
Posts: 4509
Heh. I love it. I think it would behoove the government to try to keep the quality of grub up, otherwise they may see their high-tech biological agent detection systems butchered and fried up.
True bravery is arriving home late after a night out on the beer, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask:
"So are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"