Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The Bottom of the Toyem Pole
Posts: 9453

I always wondered why some guys always spit in the urinal before voiding their bladder, but lately I've discovered that I'm doing the same thing. It isn't that I have a desire to spit in the urinal per se but that I suddenly discover that my mouth has prepped a spitwad 4 of 5 times I approach a pisspot.

Worse thing is, although at first I never did it home, I've discovered that I'm doing it at home now too.

Any cures out there?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
Posts: 6081

Urinals and toilets make you salivate? Thats fucked up. Too much Japanese culture for you!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 10178

i constantly have an urge to spit whenever i have the chance (such as outside, or at a pisser), but i never get the urge while i'm inside. it's weird, i can sit inside for days at a time, but as soon as i see a toilet or step outside i gotta spit.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35561

I went to the toilets in a service station once (was riding my motorbike) and spat in the urinal only to discover that I hadn't removed the crash helmet and had instead spat on the inside of that. Which wasn't too smart.

All men spit in the urinal before using it.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Zion
Posts: 4444

I think it's the aroma of the big white mint in the urinal making you salivate.
I could be wrong.

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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
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It is actually quite simple, it is the fore-knowledge that you will not ejaculate this time with your member in your hand, so one compensates by expectorating.

nuff said.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Boston, MA, Center of the Universe
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I just get this image in my head of all kinds of little shit ions settling in my sinuses and my mouth when I'm in a public shitter, so I spit to try to get them out.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: aggressivly happy
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ok

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
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Don't put cigarette butts in the urinal as it makes them soggy and hard to light.

No reason for that statement, I just find it amusing. I can't say that I need to spit in the urinal, but those little cakes of deodorizer do smell good. I'll bet someone made some money off that idea.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The Bottom of the Toyem Pole
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Nice post for your 666, 'cricka.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: 0.50
Posts: 9355

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Originally posted by Dead_Inside
Urinals and toilets make you salivate? Thats fucked up. Too much Japanese culture for you!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona
Posts: 18823

It doesn't count unless you make that hacking noise before you spit. Otherwise you are just doing a controlled drool.

Last edited by wonderaz on 02-21-2003 at 02:22 AM

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