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Dacarlo
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CzEcH rEcK you fat bastard

Bought myself a whoopie cushion this morning with a view to brightening the spirits of my fellow workers.

I let CzEcH sit on it and the bastard Broke it! But now the laughter is twice as hard and he will never live it down.

Behold! Thunderpants!

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03-28-2003 09:07 AM

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philjit
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*sings*

who ate all the pies?
who ate all the pies?
you fat bastard!
you fat bastard!
you ate all the pies!

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03-28-2003 09:27 AM

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CzEcH rEcK
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It was defective

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03-28-2003 09:33 AM

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Dacarlo
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Your arse is defective?

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03-28-2003 09:53 AM

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CzEcH rEcK
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STFU n00b KThxbi

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splAt
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That looks like one of the high end ones that auto-inflate as well. Did Czech do the right thing and give you a euro for it?

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Dacarlo
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He's promised to get me some chips for lunch. I guess thats alright

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03-28-2003 11:53 AM

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god sold me bad acid
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i was about to say

pot... kettle...

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urbanjunkie
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fags

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J E B Stuart
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Heh, me, the jackass 'n' ol' CzEcKaRoO can tellya -- bein' a big whopper 'n' tall drink o' water ain't all it's cut out t'be. Fer starters, ceiling fans are not our friend, nor are door sills.

Buyin' clothes is a bitch, too, although I know th'jackass gits a lot o' his red undergarments from places like Lane Bryant.

Amen.

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