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melon
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Dawn of civilization

Its a brisk fall morning on the vast plateau of the african savana.
in the distance, a lonely dinosaur eating a delicious breakfast of bananas straight from a banana tree.

but wait!

this dinosaur is not so lonely.
a human, more ape than chimp, is sitting behind another banana tree. hes not hiding.

hes making pie.

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DevilMoon
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I think this begs the question:

What kind of pie?

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SimpleSimon
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quote:
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I think this begs the question:

What kind of pie?


Banana, you fool!

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Smug Git
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It's an ape eat pie world.

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Skeet
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Could be worse. Could have been cake.

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Lu
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why is Boston Cream Pie considered a pie when it is obviously more like a cake?

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Some things we are simply not meant to know.

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slight
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i like pie

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Nutrimentia
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I hate to point this out, but it's impossible to be more ape than chimp.

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Aydin
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quote:
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I hate to point this out, but it's impossible to be more ape than chimp.


Why not? Apes do it all the time.

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Smug Git
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Are chimps not apes?

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Aydin
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Not sure. Ask Czech.

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Cage
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Yeah. Chimps are lesser apes. Pedant.

I'm more human than French, though. So I'd argue that taxonomic inclusion doesn't necessarily preclude comparisons of that nature.

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Sabine
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I like pie too.

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Cage
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Apparently "pudding" is not, in fact, slang for vagina. Is "pie"?

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Smug Git
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'Hairy pie', indeed.

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Fiend
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quote:
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I'm more human than French, though.


Ugh, you are part french? You get a swift kick in the balls, regardless.

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Sabine
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I like pie hot, with cream, whipped.

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Vegas
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Where are you, karen?

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Sabine
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quote:
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Ugh, you are part french? You get a swift kick in the balls, regardless.


I am part french.

the name part.. couldn't say how much as far as my blood.

I do not however have balls.

I do however have pie.

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RiZZ
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yep

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Cage
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quote:
Originally posted by Sabine
I like pie hot, with cream, whipped.


Mmm. Whipped pie. Ghghgggh....

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Ugh, you are part french? You get a swift kick in the balls, regardless.


Hell no, I ain't French. Not the slightest fucking bit.

I was just saying that the French are (supposedly) a subset of humanity...like chimps are a subset of apes. So saying that I am more human than French is akin to saying that something is more ape than chimp. Except that it's kind of a slam on the French at the same time.

But you can still try to give me a beaner kick to the junk, if you want. Though I thought you guys were more likely to cut someone than kick them. You know, like:
"I'll cut you, mein. Then I'll steal your hubcaps, ese. You want sour cream with that, sir?"

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