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Smug Git
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How many limeys have forgotten to send a mother's day card?

As a matter of interest.

Because it is mother's day ('mothering Sunday') tomorrow, here in the UK, and the land will be alive with the sound of crap excuses.

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Lightbulb is constructing a crap excuse right now.

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Lighbulb's best excuse so far is along the lines of 'did you get my mother's day card?' 'No? Damn that Spanish postal service!'

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Random fact of the day #2: In the shitty little town of Palmerston North in a shitty little part of New Zealand there is a shitty little motorcycle club called the "Mothers" who will be having a piss-up tomorrow.

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I was worried for a second until I remembered that Mothers Day isn't until May. I should be able to write a script to generate and deliver cards for all these holidays.

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You can write scripts that buy cards, sign them, stamp them, and put them in the mailbox? Can I use it too?

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quote:
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Mothers Day isn't until May.


What a low down trick, the man has no shame.

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The American mother's day ('International Mother's Day' as I have seen it called) is more recent (100 years old or so, I think) and is in May, but the British one comes from some Church festival dating from the 1600s and is the fourth Sunday in Lent. So, tomorrow is mother's day here, but not in most other places.

Link about Mothering Sunday

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Got the card and flowers already. She's out for most of the weekend, so instead of breakfast in bed she'll just have to settle for a cooked dinner.

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Perhaps Lightbulb could tell his mother that his father had just told him that she isn't actually Lightbulb's mother, so he didn't bother sending a card.

Yes, he might be causing more trouble in the long term, but he'll get out from under the immediate problem.

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I will say 'Happy Mothers Day' to my dad cos he's had to be 2 parents in 1 seeing as I don't have a mum... but I am thinking a lot about her

I'll tell my Dad's gf happy m day too cos she's been a top woman over the years.

But I'll spare the cards... not really a card person me.

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Whoa, slappy wuz here!

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yeah she was indeed

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I got her weed instead.

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