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skalie
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Lichtenstein 0 England 2

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It is heartwarming that we can so humiliate a team of part-time players who are bankers, teachers and plumbers in their day jobs. No one can argue that our guys don't deserve their multi-million pound contracts.

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Thanks for the input Smug, I was, or rather still am, in a "words fail me" phase.

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Germany 1 Lithuania 1.

Strange times indeed.

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i thought Lichtensteins ground was very pretty. especially the mountians.

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CzEcH rEcK
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Worst football... Ever.

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skalie
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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
It is heartwarming that we can so humiliate a team of part-time players who are bankers, teachers and plumbers in their day jobs. No one can argue that our guys don't deserve their multi-million pound contracts.

I wonder what the score would have been had it been a home match.

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Originally posted by CzEcH rEcK
Worst football... Ever.

you obviously didnt watch the England Macedonia game. at least england managed to string two passes together tonight.

When is Sven going to realise that Cole and Bridge on the left is the way to go.

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you obviously didnt watch the England Macedonia game. at least england managed to string two passes together tonight.

When is Sven going to realise that Cole and Bridge on the left is the way to go.

Check the date on Czech's post.

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absolute bollards
england are utter crap, I saw bets in shops for england to win 8-0
christ they are soooo pants, Michael owen true to form the man cannot hit a cows arse with banjo!
yes he did score with a header cos he seems to have grown two left feet

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quote:
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Check the date on Czech's post.

no.

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wonderaz
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Lichtenstein has enough of a population to field a team????
Or do they just import Cubans?

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J E B Stuart
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quote:
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Lichtenstein has enough of a population to field a team????
Or do they just import Cubans?

Must I remind you that you're still persona non grata in Lichtenstein. Sumpin' 'bout dairy cows and a red brassiere. Don't think fer one minnit they've fergotten, just 'cause it happened before WWI.

Ya jackass.

Amen.

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No statute of limitations there?

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skalie
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quote:
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the man cannot hit a cows arse with banjo!

That would look great on the front page of a tabloid.

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Rooney played well last night in the return leg I thought.

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Rooney always plays well, and to be fair there's been many a premiership side that's had to struggle with a non-league side in the cup.

Still you have to chuckle.

Holland is crap btw, although playing with 10 against 12 isn't easy.

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10 against 12? I presume you mean the ref was biased?

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quote:
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Rooney always plays well

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He plays for Everton

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quote:
Originally posted by Smug Git
It is heartwarming that we can so humiliate a team of part-time players who are bankers, teachers and plumbers in their day jobs. No one can argue that our guys don't deserve their multi-million pound contracts.

Took the words right out of my mouth. England team personified by their captain, David Beckham, who earns about �10 m a year and is worshipped wherever he goes and surrounded by a bunch of largely cretinous multi millionaires who live their lives through the tabloids. They managed to put a grand total of two goals past a team who's midfielder was missing, would you believe, due to 'grape treading' committments. The others were lucky. Having proper day jobs that finished at 5 meant they could play

England team = overpaid idiots.

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skalie
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10 against 12? I presume you mean the ref was biased?

Holland don't have any Dutch fucking players anymore.

Spaniards, Italians, English, you name it, all playing completely different styles. Bring back the team of van Gall who were basically the best team Ajax had last century.

And yes, the ref was a cunt, Davids (the rasta guy wearing sunglasses), got sent off in the 18th minute for two not very yellow card offenses, and certainly not yellow card offenses in the champions league, for example. Although the second one was a penalty, which meant a mandatory yellow card, he only ran into a player in the box, purely an accident.

Then fucking van der Sar thought he was a fucking danish goalkeeper in the last two minutes and is responsible for one of the most embarassing corners the Dutch side have ever taken.

Fortunately England's embarrassment was on the telly an hour later then the Euro games, so the night wasn't totally absent of amusement.

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Dacarlo
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Football is a sissy sport.

Roll on the Rugger!

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skalie
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quote:
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Football is a sissy sport.

Roll on the Rugger!

Indeed, 90 minutes of Funky getting chased around a pitch by Czech is going to be video gold.

Then again so will the US getting pulverised by France in the World Cup in November.

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Theres an advert with Wilkinson and Beckham playing keepy uppy with a rugby ball. Fucking brilliant.

I shall of course be playing keepyuppy with Czech's head.

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CzEcH rEcK
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no.

Well you obviously did... And I didn't watch the England Macedonia game.. I was too busy sacrificing Pristine virgins to my personal god of war.

I hear Kings collage RFC can front a good side.

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