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long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

I'm the P in your McDonalds, baby.

I'm the Ex in your Existence,
I'm the Stance in your Resistance,
The Dom in all your Freedom,
And the Sub in your Marines,

I'm the Gee! within your God,
Every P in every Pod,
I'm the Evil in the Carnival,
I'm the Royal 'We' in Queen.

I'm the Oper in your Copper,
I'm The Bobby in your Sox,
I'm The Mutt in all your Smut,
I put the X in your Xbox.

I'm the H in your I.V.
I'm the Ivy in your League,
I'm The D in your Degree,
Shit, I'm B.A. in the A-Team.

I'm the holler in your scholars,
I'm the Owe in every Dollar,
I'm the Blues in your White collar,
I'm the E-mail in your Spam,

I put the Is in Islam,
I stole the Happy from Saddam
I'm the extra K's in the K.K.Koran,
I'm the UN in Uncle Sam,

I'm Idi in the Media,
I'm the Usa in Osama,
I'm the Fun in Fundamentalist,
I'm the 'Ohmm' in Bomb.

I'm the Crow atop the Cross
I'm the Bow tied on your Boss,
I'm the I.T. in your Profit.
I'm the O.S. in your Loss.

I'm the Arse that's in your Master,
I'm the Rear in your Career,
I'm the Switch in every Hitter,
I'm the 'Que?' in Queer.

I'm the Lie inside the Alien,
I'm the Plan that's in your Planet.
I'm the Id behind your Eyelid,
I'm the Hood in every Child,

I'm the Know in Gnosis,
I'm the Knee after the Journey,
I'm the Ens that concludes Patience,
I'm Xaero in Q3Tourney.

Im the Onkh inside John Cleese,
I'm the 'Ni!' in Universe,
I'm the Art in every Particle,
I'm the . that ends this Verse.

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long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

I'm the Pap that's in the Paper,
I'm the @ that's in your Scat,
I'm the 'Eww!' that's in the News,
I'm the 'Waah!' thats in your Twat.

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Nutrimentia
plata o plomo

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The Bottom of the Toyem Pole
Posts: 9456

5-7-5 you stinky arse.

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long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

I'm the Dis that starts Disaster,
I'm the Styx in your Holistics,
I'm the 'Umm...' in Coming faster,
I'm the 'Who?' in your Heuristics.

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long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

I'm the V.D. in your DVD,
I'm the Deus in Videos,
I'm the Agno in Cro-Magnon,
I'm the Oz in your No-Doze.

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Nutrimentia
plata o plomo

Registered: Sep 2000
Location: The Bottom of the Toyem Pole
Posts: 9456

I'm the chord in your discord
I'm the 3 in your #5
I'm the pest in your pesto
I'm the best among all the rest

I'm the haiku in your limerick
I'm the rope in your dope
I'm the clam in your bake
I'm the Die! in your diesel.

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long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

I'm the E.P. in your Pepper,
I'm the Ho in your Butthole,
I'm the 'Yeehaw!' in your Cowboy,
I'm the 'Oh!' in Burning Toast.

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skalie
the honourable

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: ........
Posts: 15003

I'm the friend in your girlfriend.

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long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

I'm the 'Grr' in your Wholegrain,
I'm the Utter Butt in Butter,
I'm the Ref in your Refraining,
I'm the Nut that's in your Nutter.

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long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

I'm the Friend in your Girlfriend,
I'm the Kin in your Bikini,
I'm the S*** in your S-Bend,
I'm the Me in every Meanie.

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missjo
Jellybean

Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Oz
Posts: 944

Drugs R bad Mkaaaay

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long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

I'm the Rot that's in the Brothel,
I'm your Ex after the Sex,
I'm the Stir in Masturbation,
I'm the E.Q. in your Cheques.

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long pig

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Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

I'm the Leave in your Cleavage,
I'm the 'Woo!' in Woodies,
I'm the Be in your Bed,
I'm the Goo in your Goodies.

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Canibal
Fluffy Bunny

Registered: Apr 2002
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Posts: 270

I'm the juices is in your vagina.
I'm the slime, in your pussy juices.
I'm the cat in your Bob Cat.
I am the monitor in your PC.

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missjo
Jellybean

Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Oz
Posts: 944

I'm the bubbles in your champagne
I'm the hole in your special K

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long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

I'm the Wrecked in your Correctness,
I'm the 'More!' in every Moron,
I'm even the Ma in the Mafia,
And the Don in your Hard-On.

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missjo
Jellybean

Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Oz
Posts: 944

I'm the Acid in your rain
I'm the twisted joy in your pain

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long pig

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I'm the Eris in your Ferris,
I'm the Bull in the Hubble,
I'm the Beuler in your Nebula,
I'm the Rubble in your Trouble.

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ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ

Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
Posts: 3607

quote:
Originally posted by Canibal
I'm the juices is in your vagina.
I'm the slime, in your pussy juices.
I'm the cat in your Bob Cat.
I am the monitor in your PC.




man, you're dumb

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long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

(last one)

I'm the P in your McDonalds, baby.
I'm the You in Fuck.
I'm The F in KFC,
I'm the Tea in Friar Tuck.

I'm the ..zZ in Pizza.
I'm the New in Snooze,
I'm the Nap in Napster,
I'm the Lu in Flooze.

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long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

I added hoc to Shock and Awe,
I'm the G.I. in Begins,
I'm the Error in your Terror,
I'm the Sin in Synonyms.

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long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

I'm the Mash in your Machine,
I'm the Tack in Taciturn,
I'm the Ick that's in your Knickers,
I'm the Sperm that's in your Perm.

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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: aggressivly happy
Posts: 9130

im the ass in ya asshole
im the RiZZ in rizzo
im the cancer in ya lung
im the maker of the jizz

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long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

I'm the Abo in your Abomination,
I'm the Vile in your Priviledge,
I'm the Cackle in Coca Cola,
I'm the Do in your Didge.

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long pig

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
Posts: 3146

I'm the Oh in your Zoey,
I'm the Bean in your Sabine,
I'm the Ache in all you've Taken,
I'm the Coat in your Nicotene.

I'm the Fur in your Sexual Inference, (yay)
I'm the Muggy in your Smug Git,
I'm the Ale in your Kayla,
I'm the G that's in your Gym.

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