Registered: Jan 2001
Location: WDM, IA
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http://maddox.xmission.com/cam_whore.html

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5. Make a wishlist and sell yourself for it.
Now comes the pay off for all your hard work. Every cam whore needs to make a wishlist. A wishlist is a list of items that you want, usually from a website such as Amazon, but unlike people who have to work for the things they buy, you want to sit around being a fat lazy bitch and still get the things you want without having to work for it. Here's a simple formula to keep in mind:

YOU + WEBCAM - CLOTHES - DIGNITY = $$$

Don't let your dignity get in the way of your online prostitution. It will seem hard at first to exploit fat, lonely losers who jerk off to pre-teen skanks, but it gets easier every time. Just keep telling yourself that you're only going to do this temporarily, and that you're going to eventually go back to community college to finish up your associates degree in liberal arts.

Hint: always dress your best and wear makeup for your online audience. Sure, other people may tell you that you're a pathetic pig, and that what you're doing is tantamount to prostitution, but they're just jealous because total strangers aren't buying them anything. Nevermind the fact that they have a job and earn their material excess without exploiting losers, or that the men watching you could be stalkers or rapists. Don't get caught up in details! Have fun, it's your life and it's your body: cheapen it!

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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Hahaha! More truths are said in jest . . . .

Amen.

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for karen: http://maddox.xmission.com/personality.html

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NYC
Posts: 3598

OMG i've been doing it wrong!!

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Dublin, California
Posts: 3186

*bows*
thank you
thank you

oh wait, i have no wishlist and dont write poetrty anymore though. and i dont really care if my blemishes show. but i've got my awesome glasses and withdrawn look.

woohoo!

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
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I haven't done one of these in ages, but how can i pass up camwhorebashing?

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All I see is a lil red x there slight



missjo
First I'd need to get a cam

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your interweb must be broken jo

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aha I see it now



missjo
It was fritzed for a sed

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The pout is especially cute, slight. Good link, Wraith. My day has even more meaning than before!

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maybe it's a catholic conspieracy.

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Originally posted by The Wraith
http://maddox.xmission.com/cam_whore.html

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Registered: Jan 2001
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Yes, morgana, that must be it. What sharp wit you think you have.

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Location: US
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how informative.

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