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Food-Eating Battle Monkeys

scatmonkey is a Pasta-Eating Love Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 5.6 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat scatmonkey, enter your name:

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Oh, here's the link to the main battle monkey thingy: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi

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buddha's penis! is a Banana-Eating Stealth Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 7.3 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat buddha's penis!, enter your name:

i beat the scatmonkeymonkey.

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missphinx is a Rock-Eating Vampire Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 8.4 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat missphinx, enter your name:

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: NH
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A-ha!

D_I is a Porridge-Eating Death Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 8.7 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat D_I, enter your name:

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madlucas is a Crumpet-Eating Assassin Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 7.6 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat madlucas, enter your name:

fear my crumpet eating assassinations

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Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.

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I would also like to take a moment to point out that all these monkeys of war and destruction seem to be brown.

long live the brown monkey

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Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.

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Roshigoth is a Purple People-Eating Assassin Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 9.4 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Roshigoth, enter your name:

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Location: Minneapolis, MN
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my god i'm a pansy

dingle is a Lemon-Eating Macaque Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 4.7 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat dingle, enter your name:

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quote:

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Originally posted by MadLucas
I would also like to take a moment to point out that all these monkeys of war and destruction seem to be brown.

long live the brown monkey

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i can't even beat homo

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i think this says it all

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Is this any consolation?

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I didn't mean to pick on phil, btw, his was the first name that popped into my head.

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you should go by "scat monkey", such a minor detail adds significantly to your rating

(i 0\/Vn3d phil)

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Location: zanzibar
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dmoon is a Brain-Eating Sea Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 5.0 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat dmoon, enter your name:

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Registered: Apr 2001
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omg

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
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Bush vs Saddam!

USA vs Iraq

And the shockers:

Speilberg is a Grass-Eating Surrender Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 0.0 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Speilberg, enter your name:

Frank is a Man-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 9.7 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Frank, enter your name:

Can anyone beat Frank?

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Baba Kueria
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almost

Jimmy is a Man-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 9.7 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Jimmy, enter your name:

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Registered: May 2001
Location: Louisiana
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Liz is a Coconut-Eating Rage Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 8.4 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Liz, enter your name:

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Montreal
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CRSR is a Man-Eating Swamp Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 6.2 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat CRSR, enter your name:

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Location: Baton Rouge
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GreenLeakyNipples is a Man-Eating Spider Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 8.7 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat GreenLeakyNipples, enter your name:

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