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...Since I showered last-- and I don't plan on touching a loofah to my ass any time soon.

Anyone here have a longer streak going?

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not even 4 days? bah, amateur... try being unemployed for 2 years and you'll laugh at your current accomplishment.

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i didn't say it was my record. but i'm quickly approaching it. 6 days is my record without using the excuse of being camping or something like that.. just sitting around being too lazy to shower.

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so, are your balls velcroed to your pen0r yet? mmmm glued together balls and pen0r.... it adds to the flavor really, like eating Elmer's glue

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atta girl

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so, are your balls velcroed to your pen0r yet? mmmm glued together balls and pen0r.... it adds to the flavor really, like eating Elmer's glue

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scum

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crusty scum

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It's not bad until the neighbours call the police due to the smell.

But yeah, Paint has you beat like a bitch.

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All you need is a big handful of Baby Powder on your shit every morning. It keeps everything from smegging together. It kinda ends up making adobe after a couple days, though.

Ok, I actually have no idea. Excluding camping trips, I can probably count the number of days on which I've skipped showering since the age of 12 on one hand. You all are a bunch of rancid fucks. Go get a Babywipe or something.

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Fiend has a longer streak in his undies.

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My longest no shower period was a month. Ick.

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was ther at least an excuse there sp? or was it just sheer laziness/nastiness?

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Laziness/Nastiness, really. I was unemployed.

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I once spent a week or more without getting out of bed at all. Rolling around a waterbed in my own piss and poop and vomit with a ruptured appendix and wicked hallucinations from the peritonitis... until one of my friends found me and called an ambulance.

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I once spent a week or more without getting out of bed at all. Rolling around a waterbed in my own piss and poop and vomit with a ruptured appendix and wicked hallucinations from the peritonitis... until one of my friends found me and called an ambulance.

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what do you mean '?'
that's my anectdote of being very filthy in a thread about being filthy, with the excuse included.

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As in: This nigga be lying?

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Why would you assume that? It takes more than a little death to kill us aussies you know.

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ew.

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5 days for me.

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Me and Mao are (were) of the school of thought that showers are unhealthy so we both adhere(d) to the practise of our women licking us clean.

Does that count as not showering?

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