Registered: May 2001
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So....tell me.

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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Oz
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I once had a guy at work seriously believing that a psycho client who he went out with one time was having him charged with sexual harassment

The beauty of it was I got one of the girls who worked with us who is so angellic you'd never think she'd lie to you
tell him that the police had called the salon asking for his details

When he started to phone his solicitor with tears in his eyes I figured it was time to let him off the hook

missjo
Evil but harmless fun

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
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It wasn't an April Fool's Day joke, but I remember some guys at college getting some college headed notepaper and sending my friend a letter from the college registrar telling him that there had been an error marking his exams and that in fact he had failed half of them and thus couldn't start the next college year. That was harsh.

And the old Halls favourite of moving a guy's furniture from his upstairs room to the ground floor, then getting him wasted and taking him a circuitous route to 'his room' (unbeknownst to him, now on the ground floor) and throwing him out of the window (while he obviously thinks that he is falling to his death). I never took part in that, though.

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Registered: Sep 2001
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Friend of mine jumped out a window on the ground floor of a house that was getting raided (for pot not terrorists) and not realising that the house was on a heavily sloping section sprained his ankle and so got caught.

To add insult to injury he cushioned the fall of the second "jumper" with his back. The second jumper escaped.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
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I convinced a guy that I'd had alot of weed in my locker at school, and that someone had tipped me off to the headmaster, and that I'd been expelled. Had him going for a good hour, dumb bastard.

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Registered: Sep 2001
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I had a "social studies'' teacher in high school who has a nose like the old guy out of "The Streets of San Francisco".

I told my schoolmate that he'd had a marble grafted on to the end of his nose.

A year later he realised that I'd been taking the piss.

Extra dumb bastard.

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Registered: Apr 2002
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My brother brought home a dead cow skull with brains hanging out of it and the neighbor kid took it and put it in his refridgrator for his mom.

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