Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Playa d'en London
Posts: 9878

seriously. i need to know what chemicals were feed to those poor bastard dogs back in the '80s to help them crap white shit.

the streets of london were paved with them. what a glorious era that was...

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: East Bay
Posts: 3469

we had 'em here in california too. i noticed that now, however, there appear to be laws about leaving your dog's crap in the street so people walk with little baggies behind their dogs to pick it up right away. i mean, it's not like the turds came out white. also, why am i talking about this? i've thought too much about white shit.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Van Diemen's Land.
Posts: 3607

I thought it was dogshit that was frozen, hence white..?

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Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Canada
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seriously. i need to know what chemicals were feed to those poor bastard dogs back in the '80s to help them crap white shit.

the streets of london were paved with them. what a glorious era that was...

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Registered: Nov 2001
Location: North Jersey
Posts: 176

i never saw white....but i do recall pink dogshit when i did the walk to middle school!?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
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white always seemed to be the final product after weather had leached the valuable shitty nutrients from the shiite.

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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Oz
Posts: 960

I'm currently house & dog sitting at the moment
& I can tell you walking 3 dogs & having to pick up their poop especially when one of the is capable of doing a poop the size of your head is not pretty




missjo
The thing that grosses me out the most is not just the smell but the fact that it's still warm

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Holy shit
Posts: 1139

The warm ones are handy on a cold winters day though. I keep em in my pocket till they cool down.

My theory is that they went white as the sun bleached them.

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Registered: May 2002
Location: No. California
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I'm currently house & dog s(h)itting at the moment...

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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Oz
Posts: 960

Peter these are Very spoilt doggies
no manufactured food for them noooo
once a week I have to cook up a giant vat of kangaroo meat ,pasta, rice, mixed vegies & stock for them




missjo
If you give them the processed stuff they get the big runny stinkypoops

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: US
Posts: 3575

as a child I too was baffled by the fresh, white dogshit

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Registered: Nov 2000
Location:
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My dog shit white for a week once.
He ate a 1 pound jar of hand cream.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
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Originally posted by BnB
My dog shit white for a week once.
He ate a 1 pound jar of hand cream.

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Registered: Apr 2002
Location: At Home
Posts: 5183

Please don't think political correctness is the reserve of humans alone, dogs have now been told that the must be a certain amount of brown shit amongst the white ones. Affirmative Excretion.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
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Originally posted by Pinecrika
Bummer. Looks like you got to jack off for a week or two without the lubricating goodness.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Sharon, TN
Posts: 3334

The white is nitrate. Any shit will turn into it after long exposure to the sun. It's similar to the white shit that builds up on cellar walls. It's one of the main ingrediants of gunpowder. Ironically, crank is made of something similar, (ammonia nitrate) So, when someone says let's do some shit, they really mean it.

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Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Lat: 43° 42' 0 N, Long: 79° 34' 0 W
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Can't say the colour mattered much. I wasn't shit-prejudice in any way. I avoided it all. Even BnB's bullshit (god it stinks)

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
Posts: 10937

Bo's TOE NAILS Du-Jour

Ingredients:

* 3 day old Pizza Crust
* White Dog SHIT
* TOE NAILS
* A BUGGER

Directions:
Finely chop 3 day old Pizza Crust,TOE NAILS and A BUGGER and combine with 1-half cup of water in a large mixing bowl. Stir the ingredients into a paste-like consistency, then form into balls (or similar shapes) about 1 inch in diameter.

Pulverize White Dog SHIT and put in a medium sized paper bag. Put the balls into the paper bag, 5 to 7 at a time, and shake until the balls are thoroughly covered. Arrange the balls on a baking sheet and bake at 350 for 45 minutes. Serve with any condiment that you have available.

Serves 6

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Registered: Jul 2000
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for the limey soccer fans

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I remember a comedian a few years back saying "you dont see any white
dog shit anymore - when I was a kid every other dog shit was white - in
fact the only white dog shit you see nowadays is Leeds United"
http://www.astott.demon.co.uk/barnsley.htm

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Registered: Jul 2000
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the answer?

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Last night I listened to Ian Collins and in his infinite wisdom he decided that the main subject should be white dog shit and why you don't see it any more.

According to various people that rung up, the reason you don't see it any more is because dogs don't get fed bones and the lack of marrow in their diet is causing the shit to stay its natural colour.

Rubbish. When I was a kid I used to kick white dog shit because I knew it had been drained of all its stinky adhesive powers. It used to be all crumbly and harmless. The reason was because it had been out in the sun for a few days and dried up.

No more bones. I ask you.

The reason you don't see it these days is because the council cleans up dog shit. Because people don't tend to like dog shit as much as they used to. Dog shit got a bad press in the late 80s after it was discovered that kids that roll around in dog shit were likely to get more ill and stuff. Lies!

To prove my point, I will poo onto a shovel and leave it on the patio for a few days and then record my findings here for posterity.

Or Dave Gorman could buy the idea from me and make it his next TV show. 'Dave Gorman's Vital Dog Shit Experiment'. It has a ring to it.
http://pilchardsofdeath.blogspot.com/

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Registered: Jul 2000
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This isn't directly about dogshit, but it's close enough for me and my lazy self. From today's news:

My dog ate the cutlery: Yep, Jake the Staffordshire bull terrier mix has a taste for fine British steel, as this x-ray reveals in Merseyside, England. Jake's owners became concerned when the puppy wouldn't curl up and took him to the vet. Surgery to remove the knife was performed immediately.


Looks delicious, but, oh, what a tummy ache: Post-op Jake, fully recovered, eyes the not-easily-digested knife held by his owner, John Mallett of Liverpool, England.

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Registered: Jan 2004
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Vegetarians should read the accompanying text

if you don't read any of the above text apart from the fact that that guy's a scouser.... the last image could be quite disturbing to an animal lover....

And as for white dog turds.... my old dog (RIP) used to do shits that turned white.... my new dogs don't....

they ate the same old dried up crap, but the new ones don't do 'jobbies' that turn white....

I think its a government conspiracy. All dogs (post 1990) are actually aliens sent to monitor the human race etc.... only their bio-geneticists failed to create dogs that do turds that turn white...

or maybe i've just drunk too much again...

or MAYBE.... my dog telepathically made me drink so that i'd have these thoughts....?

no.... i think i have drunk too much

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 36016

Did you find this site googling on 'white dog shit'?

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona... No no Cornville!!
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Did you find this site googling on 'white dog shit'?

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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: armpit, wv
Posts: 1217

Does anyone else see the point in discussing the color of animals feces??

Well unless its mine

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