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"Wayne Rooney has a man's body on a teenager's head"- George Graham

"We'll be back next season. Not necessarilly in the Premiership"- Mick McCarthy

"We scored six goals by creating four or five chances and taking probably all of them"- Solskjaer

"It's literally dog-eat-dog at the foot of the table"- Six-O-Six caller

"The players today are pansies. Except they're not pansies."- Sam Allardyce

"Arsene Wenger, David Seaman's save today was superb. Is he capable of saves like that?"- Garth Crooks

"Van Gaal made me do weird things for him - things no one has ever asked me to do before" - Barca's Javier Saviola.

what do you mean Javier??

"If they don't win today I will have their balls in my salad - if there is anything left for dinner I will invite you lot over as well" - Palermo president Maurizio Zamparini.

"We still have a chance for European football" - Glenn Hoddle.

give it a rest glenda

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"Westham's manager Glenn Roeder sufferred a heart attack after his team, er, won their match yesterday" - Some guy on the BBC

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