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May 6, 2003 - Wireless Flash
Electric Shocks Get Women Sexually Charged

DALLAS (Wireless Flash) -- Two inventors in Dallas are arousing interest with their new product: An electronic device that is supposed to cut in half the time it takes for a woman to have an orgasm.

"Slightest Touch" is an electronic sex toy that attaches by two electrodes to the ankles.

Co-inventor Bob Hansens says once the device is turned on, it sends a special sound frequency coursing through the body that somehow gets a woman all hot and bothered without being touched.

Ladies won't actually be able to climax without physical contact. But even then, it's only the slightest touch.

The frequency supposedly reduces a woman's arousal time in half but, for some reason, it has no effect on men.

Being able to sexually charge a woman just by hooking her up to electrodes sounds good, but it isn't cheap. The calculator-sized gadget costs $200.

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The frequency supposedly reduces a woman's arousal time in half but, for some reason, it has no effect on men.

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAH.

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Hmm. I suppose I could write that off as a business expense for a porn site... I think the write-offs alone are reason enough to drop the $25 and incorporate a porn company.

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sounds cool. My ankles are sensitive...its a nice place to be touched. Heels that strap around my ankles make me feel sexeh...as long as they dont get all tangled up in the sheets
not very graceful.

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Mmm. Heels that strap around the ankle.

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This should work: http://www.stockroom.com/b511.htm

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Hmm. I suppose I could write that off as a business expense for a porn site... I think the write-offs alone are reason enough to drop the $25 and incorporate a porn company.

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Good old TENS unit. You just have to find the magic frequency. I think it's a quarter turn before they start bouncing off the walls, but I'm not sure about that.

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I would be quite happy to be a test subject.

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i need one

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I would be quite happy to be a test subject.

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tease.

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head south about 180

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heh.

I already did dammit!

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You have electrical toys too, RiZZ?

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You have electrical toys too, RiZZ?

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i have lots of toys

im a collector

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