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Talarohk
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What is your superpower?

No, it's not an online poll.
I think that each of us has at least one minor superpower...some sort of odd ability or talent which makes us unusual. It's probably not significant--in fact, the less significant the better--but it is not easily explainable. Or at least it sounds cool. Or anything, what the heck.

For example, my wife often puts out streetlights when she passes near them.

I, on the other hand, can tell if a TV is on within about 20 feet, even if there is no picture or sound.

How about you?

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i see dumb people

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I can see body electrical fields (aura) in some people. I also put out a radio frequency signal sufficiently strong to prevent me from ever being able to adjust television/radio reception.

Oh yeah, at least three times in my life, in the presence of witnesses (once a whole classroom), I have picked up and manipulated small objects with my left hand. Sounds exciting, right?

I don't have a left hand.

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I can emit deadly gas fumes. Just ask my GF about the other night. It was so bad that it even drove me out of the bedroom.

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shyloh
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Re: What is your superpower?

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I, on the other hand, can tell if a TV is on within about 20 feet, even if there is no picture or sound.




I can too!!!! It's something about the way the house feels, right? Or maybe the screen makes a very slight noise when it's on even when the volume is turned all the way down...??

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I can type while intoxicated as well as I can stone cold sober, regardless of the level of intoxication. Even when I'm so drunk that I can't stand or verbally emit anything over grunts and moans, I still type about 90 wpm with 85% or so accuracy (I mean, my spelling isn't great regardless). Used to be a great party trick. Frat brothers would stick a liter or two of whiskey in me to the point where speech is rendered null and void, and stick me in front of a keyboard and have me plug out two pages in minutes, while drooling and having immense trouble staying on the chair. Which is sort of interesting in relation to this site, as often I'll be posting and in chat at a level of intoxication that renders stairs extremely difficult to navigate and bodily functions untrustworthy, but I'll still be merrily typing away and nobody seems to notice. I can take dictation, copy things, or spew original content, as well as most professional secretaries, even after 15 beers. Ever see Drunken Master? It's like that, but with typing.

Content, however, can tend to get me into trouble. To say nothing of reading comprehension.

That's all I can think of offhand. Pretty pathetic as superpowers go.

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this only happens in my classroom, but, when i'm angry for whatever reason, i look at the light in the back of the room and it flickers, then turns off. thankfully, the kids know this by now and know not to mess around when that light goes off.

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willimo
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i can also tell when a TV is on, but not from quite so far away. they seem to make a high pitch sound, which i imagine is the electrons shooting through the vacuum tube. older tvs are "louder."

but my superpower is the ability to suck the air out of a room. my friends used to call me "awkward situation man" i have since learned to control my powers, as they can be quite dangerous.

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When I was a kid I didn't like going near jewelry displays at department stores because the high-pitched noise was too harsh.

I like hearing about these telekinetic-type powers. I am quite lacking.

Although I do regularly collapse 20-page government documents into a short paragraphs in less than a minute.

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I can usually hear a snippet of a song and know where it's from. Granted I usually recognize it, naming it is another story. I normally bug those around me til I can figure out the specific artist.

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Similar to fiend, except if I recognize it I normally can name it within a few seconds.

I have the ability to spontaneously laugh and have no one understand why, even if I explain it to them.

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Talarohk
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Re: Re: What is your superpower?

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Originally posted by shyloh
I can too!!!! It's something about the way the house feels, right? Or maybe the screen makes a very slight noise when it's on even when the volume is turned all the way down...??

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Originally posted by willimo
i can also tell when a TV is on, but not from quite so far away. they seem to make a high pitch sound, which i imagine is the electrons shooting through the vacuum tube. older tvs are "louder."


I agree--I think it's a very high-pitched sound, just on the edge of normal human hearing. Some folks can hear it, some can't. Shyloh, your description is just right--it doesn't really *feel* like a sound, more like a sense that there is something strange in the way the air feels. It's gotta be the CRT, as it doesn't seem to work with LCD monitors (for me).

Our gas stove, unfortunately, emits exactly the same thing when the burner is on. It fools me frequently.

It's my Kryptonite. *sob*

Still, I'm glad to know that there are others with this rare gift. I suggest we form the TV Detection League. Perhaps the Brits could hire us to track down those who skip thir license fees.

SimpleSimon--that sounds like telekinesis, hardly a minor superpower. Can you describe what happened in more detail?

This is very cool. Thanks to all.

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I'm in the TV group too.

That about covers all my talents.

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i can rationalize things. damn near anything, in fact. taken to comic-book proportions, the magnificent buddha's penis can commit horrible atrocities without feeling any moral responsibility.
boy, that's impressive.

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I have an amazing sense of time.

Honestly, I scare people with this ability. My co-workers and friends think it's some kind of trick with a hidden watch or something but I haven't worn or owned one in 3 years.

Put me in the TV group AND the deadly gas group as well.

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i have the tv thing too. sometimes i have to get up from whatever i'm doing to turn off tvs in another room. i assume it's a high-pitched sound also.

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Re: Re: Re: What is your superpower?

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.........SimpleSimon--that sounds like telekinesis, hardly a minor superpower. Can you describe what happened in more detail?.........




Certainly.

In February of 1968 I lost my left forearm and hand in an accident involving a washing machine. I was hospitalized for four weeks, then at home in traction for 3 more. I returned to school at the beginning of April. I was still in the healing process from the amputation, and had to wear a bandage on the stump of my left arm to cover the exposed ends of the radius and ulna.

Until the loss of my hand I had been left-handed. I had to re-learn writing skills completely, and was quite awkward at it. In english class one afternoon (my desk was at the front of the room), I dropped my pencil, which promptly rolled off the desk on the left side. Without thinking about it I bent down and picked it up. It wasn't until I had it above my desk that I looked up and saw the look of complete shock on Mrs. Brock's face that I even realized what I had done. At that moment, the pencil fell on the desktop again. At least a half dozen kids saw it happen, perhaps more.

Mrs. Brock and I discussed it after class, and with my consent english class the next day was spent in writing a brief narrative of what each person saw. Somewhere in my mother's home I still have all those papers. Briefly, the consensus was that I leaned over to the left, and forward, reaching toward the pencil with my arm. It came up off the floor, turned through 90 degrees on a horizontal axis and about 60 degrees on the vertical axis and rose into the air, approximately 8 inches from the end of my arm (approximately where my hand would have been were it still there), then swung over my desk before dropping.

Conscious efforts to reproduce the phenomenom have never succeeded.

A friend in South Africa in 1979 swore up and down that he saw me reach into the console of his car (I was driving), extract a cigarette from a pack of Dunhills, and raise it to my lips without actually touching it. The car had an automatic transmission, and I was not wearing my prosthetic arm. I was not even aware of doing it until he wanted to know how the hell I did that. I had too tell him I had not the slightest inkling.

In 1987, in a fight with 3 men who were intent on killing me, I squeezed one guy's heart, through the chest wall. He collapsed, and I was able to prevail over the other two. All of us went to hospital, the guy whose heart I had squeezed was treated as for a heart attack (atypical). Arterial dye imaging of his heart revealed significant bruising - the Dr. said it appeared to have been squashed equally, front to back, and he was at a loss to explain it. I declined to do so for him, or the investigators subsequently involved in the case that arose out of that altercation.

Again, I was not aware of a conscious decision to take the action, I just did what I could to get him off of me before his friends could get to me.

I wish that this ability were under my control, it would be damned useful at times.

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something strange about the TV power, however. my roommate bought a Panasonic Tau series flatscreen TV. top of the line, best you can get that's not HDTV, i guess, that's what he tells me. anyway, i cannot not "hear" that TV, for whatever reason.

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and i think simplesimon should wear a videocamera around his neck. that is coolbeans

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"Hearing" the TV is, I believe, a function of capacitor "hum" in the CRT display. Flat screen plasma TV's do not contain the large capacitors that CRT's do.

I "hear" both the TV, and the computer monitors, when in use. Hardly a super power, although admittedly unusual.

Anyone here able to discern colors into the near infrared?

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Oh, I forgot to add my incredible sense of smell.

I am able to detect the general location of trace odors from large distances. In fact, right now I'm detecting a strong smell of bull feces from Simple Simons direction.

Do you live on a farm, Simon?

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quote:
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I like hearing about these telekinetic-type powers. I am quite lacking.



I don't think that starting significant earthquakes with urination is small beer.

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Simon, when you have been trying to repeat the phenonoma is more 'controlled' conditions, what have you actually been thinking upon at the time?

The reason I ask, is because I am reminded of this guy that lost his prioperception (I have mentioned it here before and smug and I have talked about it a few times because he typed someone thesis up on the subject). Basically his brain no longer 'knew' where his body was. He had to train himself to be mobile again but concentrating and 'visualising himself' doing normal everyday things like walking.

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