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bad-moj0
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a kunuckle sandwich

I bet someone has done this kind of thread before... but.... if there was any member(s) on this forum (or other forums that people know of) you could punch in the face, who would it be?

[edit: only forums I can think of are Asylum, Hypertribe, SPF and davers.org]

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Paint CHiPs
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If there were anybody in here that would seriously punch one of us in the face upon meeting them, I'd say that person takes this a LITTLE too seriously.

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if I ever meet that madbomber guy I would so kick his ass .. he's done nothing but spoil my good name for years.

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I've never punched anybody in the face in my life, and don't intend to start now.

But mr. 3-d happy face? I'd hit it.

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Paint CHiPs
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Actually, now that I think about it, I'd probably sock BP in the jaw.

So yeah, nevermind my last post. Ravings of a madman, that.

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That's true. I'd deck BP in a second.

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bad-moj0
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quote:
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If there were anybody in here that would seriously punch one of us in the face upon meeting them, I'd say that person takes this a LITTLE too seriously.


I wanna argue that, because haven't you people met before? That's taking this forum seriously, isn't it? I don't know where I'm going with this, by the way. Because if you didn't like so-and-so that much, why would you agree to meet them in the first place.

Did I just answer my own question?

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I KEEL YUW....

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*Socks mudded in the jaw*

And yes, I'd hit Feral. And after that, SimpleSimon.

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Haha, missphinx. You are welcome to the attempt.

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Fiend
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I really wanted to hit that Cage guy, but he bought me drinks to placate me, or hit on me. I'm not sure.

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I'd hit that Chantrea bitch right in the tit. Then I'd punch Gen in the cooter, followed by a cunt-punt.

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I'd totally let that filthy spic punch me, as long as I could punch him in the snatch afterwards. I'd even buy him drinks to placate him enough that he'd let me rock him in hatchet wound.

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Can't really think of anybody, maybe Morgana or somebody else. Tack is always a good candidate for face punching. First thing I would probably say would be "Hey Mr., will you buy me beer?" and then they'd say "no" and I'd be forced to hit them.

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Serenity and peace brothers and sisters. Remember living is suffering. No need to case further pain before reaching enlightenment.

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I'll need somebody to point out ALL of the gay people on the board. Last thing I need is a little "hate crime" on my record.

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quote:
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I'll need somebody to point out ALL of the gay people on the board. Last thing I need is a little "hate crime" on my record.
You could do worse than a little "hate crime" on your resumé. It actually goes quite well with sexual assault and racial discrimination.

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I'll need somebody to point out ALL of the gay people on the board. Last thing I need is a little "hate crime" on my record.

Me, Mugtoe, Mordecai, Sabine, Paint Chips, Fiend, and maybe Melesse.

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Peter_Torque.

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Now that you've all been pointed out, please step this way to the de-lousing station.

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According to my Contemporary Social Problems teacher, 2 of them can be cured. I'm guessing Mugtoe and Sabine.

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I think it's funny that I can be saved and Mord can't. He likely felt like a cartoon steak the whole time I was in CO.

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fiend
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I know PaintChips wants sock me in the jaw.
What a jerk. Picking on a poor defenseless person like me.

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