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Aydin
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SARS Haiku

Brisk Guangdong morning
Getting harder to inhale
Lungs full of soy sauce

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Cage
Shaved Sack

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People of 3rd World
Too fucking many there are
SARS > AIDS

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euphorbia
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cough cough cough cough cough
cough cough cough cough cough cough cough
now we all fall down

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Aydin
Rice King

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Put bras on your face
You look like a fucking tool
But hey, no more SARS

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Aydin
Rice King

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SARS sounds sexier
"Atypical pneumonia"
doesn't sell papers

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WastedPotential
sociotard

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inhale one last time
bursting my alveoli
Hey! that was my lung!

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morgana
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SARS warnings worldwide
"don't go to ontario!"
no pot for me now.

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SocialParasite
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quote:
Originally posted by Cage
People of 3rd World
Too fucking many there are
SARS > AIDS


5
7
6

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WastedPotential
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viral marketing:
a genetic creation
to drive new drug sales

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Smug Git
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Travel Brochure said
'China takes your breath away'
And they were so right.

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slight
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microscope zooms in,
tiny inscription on SARS,
'Made in U.S.A.'

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WastedPotential
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'Roche Labratories'
What will those guys think of next?
Marketing Genius!

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Cage
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quote:
Originally posted by SocialParasite
5
7
6

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I was going for the literal common term for the symbol. The "is" is usually verbalized, but it was more implied here, so it is read: "SARS greater than AIDS".

Haiku nazi.

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Aydin
Rice King

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SARS will change sex too
just think about nose condoms
made out of rattan

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buddha's penis
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do we really care?
china is so far away
and full of chinese.

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3MTA3
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Five hundred fifty
plus two Im on a roll here
little train that could

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300 people
out of 1 billion and?
still not worried.

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the medium is
my message, socio-sick
here to kill your kind

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slight
long pig

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I wish SARS was here
Because I would really dig
b cups on my face.

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quins
Is it 2008 yet?

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who gives a rats ass
sars will be forgotten soon
anyone for chess?

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Aydin
Rice King

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The Communist AIDS
Good thing I have Freedom Lungs
These nostrils won't run!

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i can't play chess, no
licked an immigrant's asshole
now i cough up flesh

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WastedPotential
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with my dying breath
I voice my epiphany,
"Now i know: scat kills."

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Aydin
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Martha Stewart says
"May the forced dyking begin.
Decorate my cell."

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memdink
spasm of violence

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That is not sars, dude
It's about Martha Stewart
Get out of this thread

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