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One for the girls... and guys... who is your perfect guy?

I start the discussion with maybe an odd choice! Smug apart... my favourite man is Patrick Moore. With over 45 years of television presenting in "The Sky at Night" on British TV (and maybe on PBS but I've never seen it), he is the epitomy of all that is wonderful; he is modest, intelligent, fervent in his interests, and diverse, having written 'a number of operas' as well as encouraging young and old alike about the wonders of ths sky.

Anyway there are a lot of other criteria one might use, but that's my opening gambit.

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mike doughty



summary:

moody
dorky
sexy

just like me.

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Modest isn't a word I'd associate with Smug, but the lack of hair comes into play.

I'll expand on this to include the perfect woman. (no matter what Smug says)

Jeanine Garofolo, she is sarcastic, witty, and sexy (to me)

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a dead one.

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death to men!

hay wante a second

that was directed to me wasnt it

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eh?

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She was obviously talking about me RiZZ, you stupid fuck.

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oh ok thats ok then ok?

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I'd say that smug picked the perfect woman. Because given her ideal man, smug can only get better looking. Though it seems like dirty pool to me somehow.

I'd imagine everyone would want some combination of these as their ideal of perfection:

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i wasnt talking about anyone in particular.

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I was making a not funny joke based on my stupid handle.

Showing my non-perfect man status. You're fucking cold, karen.

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femmenazis

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My path ahead is clear. An interest in astronomy and lose my hair as quick as possible.

Patrick Moore is a pretty cool guy. I saw an interview with him once and they asked him why he never married and he said 'my girl died in the war, and there couldn't be anyone to replace her'. Which has a certain romance to it.

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they asked him why he never married and he said 'my girl died in the war, and there couldn't be anyone to replace her'. .

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.....translates to "I'm a poof".

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we disagree just enough to have some good arguments then make up all nice and junk...of course he is not splat. Splat has achieved a level of perfection unreachable by most mortals.

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Henry Rollins is a short-ass.

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watch it with the short jokes

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hehehe...

for me there is no perfect woman

There is invested time, effort, love, friendship and commitment.

and that is all it takes.
Perfect has nothing to do with it.

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Geez, but yer suckin up to the girls.

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Bob Ballard might not be the perfect man, but he's one of the most interesting sumbitches of all time.

Besides finding the Titanic and Lusitania, he invented JASON and most of the technology we use to explore ocean life. Take a look.

(from the program, pt. 2)
In 1979, Ballard made yet another important scientific discovery... They call them "black smokers"- chimneys spewing out clouds of mineral-rich water, so hot it must have come from deep in the earth's crust. ... Ballard: "The first time we saw one, we're coming up on it... there's an updraft and it's pulling us towards it... we're trying to find out what the temperature is, so we stick our mechanical arm in it. It pegs off the scale. The pilot says "that's hot!" ... then we removed the equipment, and it's melted. ... he says; "I just want you guys to know that the probe is made out of the same material as the porthole!" And we were, like, three feet away... and moving toward it.

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Muggy:
nope... that is just how things are.

If I was sucking up, Id be plastering "look at me" posts all over the place with mugshots and the like.

I am just another incognito web entity... move along, nothing to see here.

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Modest isn't a word I'd associate with Smug, but the lack of hair comes into play.

I'll expand on this to include the perfect woman. (no matter what Smug says)

Jeanine Garofolo, she is sarcastic, witty, and sexy (to me)

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Muggy:
nope... that is just how things are.

If I was sucking up, Id be plastering "look at me" posts all over the place with mugshots and the like.

I am just another incognito web entity... move along, nothing to see here.

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