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...into the madrid thread, I am at a public terminal at the airport and it is blocking that thread because it found the word incest in it.

Smug and Funkyīs flight is delayed 2 hours. Not amused.

Czech is busy getting wrecked, trying to drown the shame of my beating him at arm wrestling. Big Fiesta in town tonight, so we are going to take the boys in ruin it for the locals.

I got absolutely toasted last night, feel like a frenchman died in my mouth. Not sure I can take 4 more days of this.

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Can't merge for now, so feel free to use this.

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Just make sure nobody types "incest" anywhere in here.

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You're an asshole

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Fuck, Cage, what a shitty thing to do. Now that you've typed in***t, Goat can't access it.

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uh goatboy himself typed incest

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This thread needs some incesticide.

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so as long as I don't call it incest, I can talk about fuckin my sister in this thread?

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good thing I didn't mention nambla

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...feel like a frenchman died in my mouth. Not sure I can take 4 more days of this.

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uh goatboy himself typed incest

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well, it's not like the keyboard's gonna lock up on him at the airport.

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My kidneys are about to pack their bags and move to a monestary.

It was San Isidro last night; the celebration for the patron saint of Madrid. The bars get to set up in the street and are open until the early hours. I don't think they realised Czeck was going to be in town. The spaniards looked at him with a mixture of fear and fascination.

damage so far...
Czeck woke up with a fat lip, he met an ex-lover last night.
Funky has managed to break a window whilst having a topless running race up a stairway.
Smug and Goat were on damage control.
Slappy gave out oral sex in payment for our drinks, good girl.
Funkyrooster has bewbs!

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One of you guys email me at mugtoe@spreadeagleranch.com and leave me the address and phone number at yer house, just in case nobody shows at the airport. I can likely find it in any case. I think I remember which station to get off at.

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Done, mugtoe. I will send the house pests to meet you at the airport nevertheless.

I forgot to mention that funkyrooster left a trail of vomit all the way home, his theory was that hungry female imigrants would follow the trail of warm soup to it's source.

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Sounds like a MENSA meeting in Madrid.

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Fuck, Cage, what a shitty thing to do. Now that you've typed in***t, Goat can't access it.

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I'm funny on levels you don't even know exist.

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You just think that because you don't know about my funniest levels.

Goatboy is definitely funny on multiple levels, too.

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Bizarre dicovery of the day: Funky has one pec bigger than the other. So much so he looks like he had a mastectomy.

Very sexy.

Czech asking the barman to fill his pint glass to the top with brandy all night was worth seeing. Czech is keeping the tourist economy propped up for the weekend.

Lightbulb, it should be said, is a cunt; for not showing.

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Czech after gathering together enough dutch courage last night, challenged me to a fight today here at the Olivar. Obviously a morning spent sober and in fear has put some sense into him as he has yet to show.

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Mugtoe arrived at the airport this morning and between him and Andy they cleared the terminal.

Got him back to the house where everyone was sleeping and he became a veritable whirlwind of love, running from room to room bestowing bonhomie and sweat indiscriminate of sex.

Last saw him heading out to the Retiro for a post-coital beer.

As I walk around town this beautiful Saturday, the streets are curiously empty and an air of tension hangs heavy in the air as Madrid girds itself for the Czech-Toe gestalt.

Pray for us.

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Scored a young Morrocan boy for Mugtoe, even got his phone number. Mugtoe, went all tongue tied and couldnīt close the deal though. After all his talk, I donīt think he is actually really gay. What a faker.

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So who's the guy that makes all the teapots?

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little brother.
we were talking incest, you know.

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