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Sw/oT
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Any advice for a balding man?

I am boycotting the Hair Club for Men because of their continued opression of hairless asian midgets.

My only other choice is to go the wig route:
I have narrowed my choices to 3 such rugs, and I would like to get a group opinion.


Option #1: The Kyle



Option #2: The T-Jay



Option #3: The Jackie



Check out the quality selection to choose from, including the ever popular childrens line! http://www.wigs.com/plist.html

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Thumbs down

Anything more recent than the 80's?

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jesus christ


don't get the "marco". i think marco wants to eat me.

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That's not all he wants to eat.

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Venus
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Re: Any advice for a balding man?

God damn thing won't work right for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking the same thing about the 80's comment.

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Trina
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I got some advice for the balding man..

get laid while you still can.

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lady sianna
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why are men convinced that going bald is unattractive to women?! (perhaps the deluge of superficiality in this society.)

shave it all off! confidently bald=sexy

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Sw/oT
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quote:
Originally posted by Trina
I got some advice for the balding man..

get laid while you still can.




I'll give you that one....

but just remember, girls with WinterBushes don't get laid as much either.....so trim up!!!!!!!

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Gavin
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I'm only 19 and I can already notice my hairline receding a little. Ah well, it was furry while it lasted.

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advice for the balding man

Hey

Prepare yourself for a whirlwind ride of sex and depravity of all possible natures. Come to England. English women much more tolerant of balding men. John Malkovich considered very sexy here (by women, too)

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