ItsJustLogan
le pour soi
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
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A Tribe Called Quest:
My mother went away for a month-long trip
Her and some friends on an ocean-liner ship
She made a big mistake by leaving me home
I had to roam so I picked up the phone
Dialed Ali up to see what was going down
Told him I pick him up so we could drive around
Took the Dodge Dart, a '74
My mother left a yard but I needed one more
Shaheed had me covered with a hundred greenbacks
So we left Brooklyn and we made big tracks
drove down the Belt, got on the Conduit
Came to a toll, we paid and went through it
Had no destination, we was on a quest
Ali laid in the back so he could get rest
Drove down the road for two-days-and-a-half
The sun had just risen on a dusty path
Just then a figure had caught my eye
A man with a sombrero who was four feet high
I pulled over to ask were we was at
His index finger he tipped up his hat
"El Segundo," he said, "my name is Pedro
If you need directions, I'll tell you pronto"
Needed civilization, some sort of reservation
He said a mile south, there's a fast food station
Thanks, senor, as I start up the motor
Ali said, "Damn, Tip, why you drive so far for?"
(Well describe to me what the wallet looks like)
Anyway a gas station we passed
We got gas and went on to get grub
It was a nice little pub in the middle of nowhere
Anywhere would have been better
I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em
Ali had the fruit punch
When we finished we thought for ways to get back
I had a hunch
Ali said, "Pay for lunch"
So I did it
Pulled out the wallet and I saw this wicked beautiful lady
She was a waitress there
Put the wallet down and stared and stared
To put me back into reality, here's Shaheed:
"Yo, Tip, man, you got what you need?"
I checked for keys and started to step
What do you know, my wallet I forget
Yo, it was a brown wallet, it had props numbers
Had my jimmy hats I got to get it man
Lord, have mercy
The heat got hotter, Ali stars to curse me
I fell bad but he makes me feel badder
Chit-chit-chatter, car stars to scatter
Breaking on out, we was Northeast bound
Jettin' on down at the seepd of sound
Three days coming and three more going
We get back and there was no slack
490 Madison, we're here, Sha
He said, "All right, Tip, see you tomorrow"
Thinking about the past week, the last week
Hands go in my pocket, I can't speak
Hopped in the car and torpe'ed to the shack
Of Shaheed, "We gotta go back" when he said
"Why?" I said, "We gotta go
'Cause I left my wallet in El Segundo"
Yeah, I left my wallet in El Segundo
Left my wallet in El Segundo
mc frontalot:
you got mc confusion? I'm frontalot
If I were MC Frontalittle I'd be telling you only ever what I'm not
but I am the most frontingest
carving off the obfuscation, little something just
to confuse you with, and like a villain
I got conundrums, your empty head they gonna fill in
still in effect, the mock you made?
my dexterity ain't 20 when the skills are displayed
s'allright I took it for a compliment
shows you know nerdcore's extent
Which MC was that? I can't recollect
Heard him on the internet, it was mc front-a-something
but I didn't hit save
which mc was that? I couldn't say.
Was it MC Chicken-in-the-Hat? I remember him
he was a fat dude, wait was he thin?
now I know I seen his video up on the box
with the dirty-ass beak, calling roosters cocks
got a feather like a pimp swaying up on the side
MC Chicken-in-the-Hat got pride.
But I can't recall if it was him or not.
(pssst It was mc frontalot)
Was it MC Razzle-Dazzle? Was it MC Plain?
Was it MC Indamirra akamc Vain?
Was it MC Pain-in-my-ears-just-to-listen?
(if it was him I wouldn't miss him)
Was it MC Elephant, that would be relevant
'cause of how my memory got crooked now it's hella bent
lemme think, I'ma figure out
[What MC are they talking about?]
Maybe it was MC Matter-of-Fact
Got the authenteezy easy riding his act
Always speaking the truth, never fronts one bit
he and DJ So-Sincere don't quit
but I think for some reason that it wasn't him
wait was it was mc out-on-a-limb?
with the very risky rapping, don't know what'll happen
to the time, a verbal contortionist
squeezing tongue portions, sublime
on the mic 'cept for when the bough's breaking
picked him out the line-up, mistaked him
Yo, it was definitely MC Wrong
rocking jam after jam of inaccurate songs
then again it coulda been MC Insight
striking suckers stone blind with the lyrical light
must confess, I'm hard pressed to be certain
was it MC Hides-Behind-the-Curtain
calling "pay no attention to man on the mic"
must be a wizard when he rhymes so tight
you're having difficulty dredging out your brain: the fact
of which mc was that?
step up poindexter, act smarter than you are
about to pull the MC Name out the jar
and whoever guessed closest wins a nine-sided die
and a gift certificate to fry's
yo the moniker is MC Frontalot
I got a +1 bag of nerdcore hiphop
and my mail list busted a hundred so I'm famous
it's unbelievable nobody know what my name is
frontalot:
the beam bridge, seeming to be the ridge spanner
all manner of planks gets employed under the banner
of progress, 85 yards the max
nobody plummets to the bottom of ravines intact
and so the truss bridge must be seen as an improvement,
cantelever even receiving the translucent
inducement to get wrecked (high-tech)
and watch the Firth of Forth fall in the drink, one should expect
and so you step with the arch bridge, point to every zenith
say that gravity's smart, you settle stones just like a genius
but I seen this tumble like crumbs from cookie's lips
the aquaducts no longer seem to irrigate worth spit
the suspension bridge could go like seven thousand feet
but it's seven plus one from here to where I wanna be
so I free up the styrofoam peanuts that i been packing
if I'm lacking in boats it's cause I'm fearful of the kraken
now I'm stacking little floaters and I'm banding them together,
I could travel in this manner over water to wherever
if the bonds hold tight let's take a hike to honolu
then you'll be whistling the praises of the float-bridge too
i don't really know what the point of this thread is. these are just some of my favorites. the last one, Floating Bridge, was actually written after he watched a pbs special on, surprisingly enough, which is the best sort of bridge. w3rd.
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(now cue the ass parade of ditto-heads and commissars and pricks to drown out this faintest threat of commie faggot heretics)
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