Registered: Jul 2000
Location: my mother's bloody womb
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time to put some clothes on, christina.

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
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How? What? But... I... *stunned*

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Registered: Oct 2002
Location: The Dark Side
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Now she is no longer a stick insect, she will no longer feel the need to bite the heads off her mates!!

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
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It looks like she bit off more than a couple in the last while.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: baton rouge, la
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her management would never let her get to look like that. i call shenanigans.

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AAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA

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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: All over the place
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Worst kept music biz secret at the moment is that Christina has ENORMOUS tummy rolls. Every photoshoot has serious airbrushing going on.

Weight gain mainly because she has come off the 'C Plan' diet allegedly.

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Registered: Jan 2002
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wtf is the C Plan diet?

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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: All over the place
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Ah, bless.

Cocaine. Takes the weight right off.

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: US
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that seems to be a lot of weight gain in a short period of time... maybe she is taking some sort of drug that is causing the increase, i.e. birth control? (assuming the pics are real) or... maybe her previous size was because she was still going through puberty and now Christina is filling out into a more womanly body? atleast she has tits now

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Registered: Sep 2000
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Dear Christina,

I know it's been awhile, but I thought I'd drop you a line.

When last we spoke I said those extra punds you put on looked good on you. You looked healthier, sexier, and you finally had a pair of knockers.

This was not meant to say you should put on an extra thirty pounds. I mean, what the fuck? Did you eat your way through your entire rider? Or did you just eat the crew? Jesus, woman put some clothes on. No one needs to see that.

Love,
Monkey

P.S. I still hit it. The bigger the cushion and all that.

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Registered: May 2002
Location: No. California
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Go look up "Gullibal" in the dictionary. I swear, the word doesn't exist.

Christina doesn't have a mole on her chest, or stretchmarks and other obvious signs of having given birth. Anyone who has ever loved a woman who's had children knows what's going on with the first picture. It fairly "speaks" pussyfarts...

Let me tell you from personal experience, Christina doesn't pussyfart. You can say a lot of things about her, most of them true (including the rumor about the Poland Springs waterbottle and a hotelroom lamp), but the bitch is tight, to use the vernacular of our esteemed urban brethren.

The woman in the first picture isn't Christina, and the other two are Photoshops. Somebody plop a pic down after this post and I'll do it so you can see for yourself.

Better yet, name a celebrity and I'll make them fat and engaged in sexual congress with the object or person of your choice. I feel like practicing my photoshopping a bit. We all know what'll happen to it anyway.

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i call fakes

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Registered: Jul 2001
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quote:

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Originally posted by Peter_Torque

Better yet, name a celebrity and I'll make them fat and engaged in sexual congress with the object or person of your choice. I feel like practicing my photoshopping a bit. We all know what'll happen to it anyway.

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Christina Aguilera performs during the Justified/Stripped Tour with Justin Timberlake, not shown, Monday, June 16, 2003, in Los Angeles. (AP Photo)

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Registered: Jan 2001
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It appears PT is wrong on at least one count, who would have thought!?

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Registered: May 2002
Location: No. California
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You get so testy when you haven't posted pics of kiddie pee-pees for a few days. Please try not to snivel about it, though.

See if these will satisfy your cravings for little purple heads to suck on.

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Registered: Apr 2003
Location: VA
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To quote Friday..

Damn!!!!!

Gross!! Arggh.... I have her shoot in Maxim and she was HOT!! WTF happened. When did it happen and when will it end!? lol

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Registered: Jun 2002
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Having seen Christina in the flesh ie yes, for real, without an airbrush or photoshop in the way, in touching distance I can confirm she is straying dangerously into bloater territory. Girls gotta eat.

What do you reckon is more likely to be fake - stuff from her official site, or live shots? These birds just don't look natural because all their official shots are doctored. Christ, every Maria Carey photoshoot needs a month and $20k of airbrush.

Britney's got two or three rolls on her as well.

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Registered: Aug 2001
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You get so testy when you haven't posted pics of kiddie pee-pees for a few days. Please try not to snivel about it, though.

See if these will satisfy your cravings for little purple heads to suck on.

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When will you leave for good?

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Registered: Jul 2000
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Ricky Martin getting fucked by Thalia or Shakira with a strap-on.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NYC
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She gained some weight for the tour. Can you blame her for realizing she'd have no energy whatsoever to perform on stage every night looking like a toothpick? I say as soon as that chub turns to muscle, she'll look pretty damned nice.

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Registered: Jun 2002
Location: All over the place
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Personally I don't find stick thin pop princesses attractive in the slightest and I find my businesses obsession with creating waif like women in order to turn half the female population of the western world anorexic pretty repulsive.

Which is why I prefer to work with rock acts not image obsessed svengali driven bollocks like Christina. But the whole point is, yes, from what I have seen of her recently, there is no reason to think that it's a fake shot. And she's not an attractive woman in any of her incarnations anyway.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: WDM, IA
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"Personally I don't find stick thin pop princesses attractive in the slightest..."

- That's because you're moronic limey, and probably gay.

Registered: Oct 2001
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Well, he did giggle when I kissed him. He's at least suspect in that regard.

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