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scatmonkey
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A note from Mom

Man, would this suck first thing in the morning.

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Cranium Fornication
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In the word of the wise Homer Simpson.. " D`OH!"

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karen
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hahaha

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Smug Git
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More likely to be a message from a female flatmate than a mother, I would say. Student scum.

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skalie
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quote:
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Student scum.

Those years standing in front of the class left their mark huh?

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Super Gremlin
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Maybe I'm a spiteful bastard, but I'd just bark one out on their pillow. They'd never complain about me doing it in the shower again.

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quins
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I call bullshit. The water would have diluted the cum.

I know from experience.

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Aydin
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Mom needs this.

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Smug Git
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quote:
Originally posted by skalie
Those years standing in front of the class left their mark huh?

The only thing worse than student scum are teacher scum.

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from my (limited) student experience the only reason the jizz would still there was because of all her fucking hair in the plug hole, otherwise, jizz rinces away pretty easily.

keep your fucking hair out of the plughole and we will rinse our jizz away properly - k.thnx.bye

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apparently the japanese mate with their elbows. or it's some new fetish..

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skalie
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quote:
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The only thing worse than student scum are teacher scum.

What did you teach actually? English?

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Smug Git
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Physics, mostly. But you get roped into other stuff, so maths, chemistry, biology and technology, too. We are just supposed to correct their English as we go along. In which context, yes, I guess that it should read '...is teacher scum'.

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Peter_Torque
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quote:
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I call bullshit. The water would have diluted the cum.

I know from experience.

I agree. Though I do enjoy the mental image of "Mom" poking around the drain, lifting out a wad of hair/goo and sniffing it ("hmm, smells like cum") then flicking it with her tongue ("tastes like cum") is pretty nifty, you gotta admit.

Take the paper off an (unsmoked) cigarette filter and douse it with some nailpolish remover. In a few seconds it looks exactly like cum. Maybe that'll cum in handy someday, though I can't imagine why on earth anyone would need to.

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