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MstrG
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Cameron Diaz on the Tonight Show

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shyloh
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I love cameron but she needs a bra, fast.

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The Wraith
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I saw that show. She's a total idiot.

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Peter_Torque
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Attachment: cammy1.jpg
This has been downloaded 2425 time(s).

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Sabine
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I just watched a movie with her the other day.. she was wearing this little cotton tie bikini top thing.. she holds her boobs up and goes "I think my boobs were about here when I was 22" then she drops them "and now they're here. how the hell did that happen?" then goes between holding them up and dropping them going "22, 29, 22, 29"

I found it very amusing actually.

I dig her.

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flocat
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she is indeed a dumb box...i probably wouldn't kick her out of bed at this point, though.

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The Wraith
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It would all depend on whether or not she was talking.

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Skeet
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I'd be like "Crackers??? Bitch, what the fuck are you thinking??? Not in this bed!!"

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Sabine
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I like her hat thing too.

although it looks better on Alyssa Milano.

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Cage
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She's like J-Lo. I oscillate back and forth from liking to hating her, with no real reason for the swings. I think it's just a mood thing. Right now, I'd kick her the fuck out of my bed.

And then fuck her on the floor while swatting her ass yelling, "Bad dog! I told you to stay off the furniture!"

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flocat
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quote:
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It would all depend on whether or not she was talking.


This is why you just stick it in her mouth.

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Kayla
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i like her just fine without the bra

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RiZZ
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mmm












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Lu
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I have a feeling a lot of you can't differentiate between a lovely tit and a grandma's sag because a) you are used to seeing so many fakes that even the loveliest natural breast seems disguisting and/or b) you don't have tits and are hopelessly lost

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Lu RiZZ knows and respects the tit

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Peter_Torque
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I have a feeling a lot of you can't differentiate between a lovely tit and a grandma's sag ...


Dammit. Once I had Leno cupping Cammy's tit, I just had him saying "Thanks, Cammy. Don't mind if I do!" That was funny, and I should have just left it at that.

I'm a huge fan of Cameron Diaz fine rack, especially after seeing "Vanilla Sky." She rates 4 on the Clydesdale scale. (That's how many Clydesdale horses it would take to drag her off my face.)

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willimo
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i like a girl not afraid to show her boobs. more girls need to be like that. not all, but more.

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Super Gremlin
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God she's gorgeous. Sometimes I catch myself staring at her picture and making sounds I can't replicate at any other time.

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morgana
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grem- what's the difference between her face and body and a thousand porn stars? she's average at best in the looks department.

and what's with the hair net? is the new hollywood trend cafeteria worker? i find the entire outfit to be tacky and repulsive myself. but who am i to talk fashion anyway.

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Smug Git
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She's a frogfaced hound. When she smiles it looks like it is going to go right around her head and see her scalp fall off. G's pictures also show that she is the Whore of Babylon. Or, at least, the Tonight Show.

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She's a frogfaced hound. When she smiles it looks like it is going to go right around her head and see her scalp fall off. G's pictures also show that she is the Whore of Babylon. Or, at least, the Tonight Show.


Which translates to.... "I'd hit it, but my wife reads the forum, so I'll have to pretend otherwise".

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Smug Git
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Cameron Diaz = way overrated (as I said in that thread back in TLF a while back). I wouldn't touch her with yours.

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oxbow
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I love her....BUTTTTT...this was funny....

http://www.skullgame.com/archives/000161.html

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madlucas
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I think she's weird looking .. she sort of gives me the creeps and it makes me want to hit her with a shoe.

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