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melon
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The Nursing Theory

if you ever find yourself becoming a professor of monkidiology,
and you are invited to the biggest monkidiology conference of the century, and all of a sudden, theres this chimp, and hes a better professor than you, and has better theories, and you end up talking to that chimp, and you have to go to the bathroom,

so you say to this chimp "i have to go to the bathroom"
and he looks at you, all chimpy, and starts farting and dancing,
and you run away because you dont want to be next to some chimp whos farting and dancing.

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WTF!

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that was a bit more surreal than most......

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squee
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Sgt. Fishleader now eh?
Congrats...

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