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CzEcH rEcK
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What are you doing this weekend?

Myself, I am taking the night off from the door I run for the first friday in about 5 months and I am going out on the piss and later hit a club or 5.

Last night I did another lap dancing venue and had a good night for a change. so I made my wedge, and now I'm going to spend it.

What are you going to be doing over the weekend?

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Dacarlo
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BBQ

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After four days of MDMA, coke and about 500 mikes of clear liquid and not much fucking sleep at Glastonbury last weekend, a fucking bomb wouldn't get me out of bed tomorrow.

Sunday, myself and funkyrooster are attending a wedding where the bride is jewish and the groom is a Palestinian from the Gaza strip. The bride and groom and me and the rooster are going to be the only four people who get on in the whole room who are going to get on.

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Dreamengineer
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this weekend I be mostly chilling if the weather behaves I will do the park, tree and a book routine
sunday defo a BBQ day

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Stuck at home for the weekend while everyone's away at the lake. Dog sitting my aunt and uncle's black lab for the weekend. Doing yard work and fixing things around the house for the most part probably. Maybe a brewery beer night on Saturday night.

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After my 4 straight year of celebrating the 'Last Day of British Rule' on the 3rd I am going to stay in bed for another couple of hours and recover. BBQ later, where I will taunt Americans on how they would be speaking English if they had had the good graces to surrender.

My legs hurt though, as I went for a run for only the second time in 5 years, so I may just stay in bed.

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It's celebrate the Limeys got their ass kicked day!

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Re: What are you doing this weekend?

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Originally posted by CzEcH rEcK


Last night I did another lap dancing venue and had a good night for a change. so I made my wedge, and now I'm going to spend it.




I had one of the most horrible visuals I have ever had when I read that.
Czech gyrating over the top of some poor terrified sot while wearing a G string with bright pink lipstick and a blonde wig.
Please do not reference yourself and lap dancing anymore. It could be the downfall of the exotic dance industry worldwide.

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Dreamengineer
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quote:
Originally posted by wonderaz
It's celebrate the Limeys got their ass kicked day!


as opposed to celebrate the americans get up their own asses day
cos we all know thats everyday

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Tisk tisk, you had your empire days. Don't be peckish.

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Continuous writing. No money for drink, and Sigmo's already in a bad mood just cuz he's Sigmo anyway.

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macker
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I might pop around to the pub for a couple of drinks tonight but the main event is tomorrow(Saturday) when the house gets invaded by the rest of my family and we celebrate my birthday.

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Vegas
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Today I went to a yo-yo competition in Portsmouth, NH. Twas a good time. Tomorrow I have to work til noon, then bbq at my dad's. Sunday is a day of destruction.

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Mordecai
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I'm at Sam's house, Mugtoe knows what this means.

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Means I wish I was in COS.

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Frank:

1:Sam demands you get your ass here, the old southern woman will make you a butter roll from scratch, gumbo for a soup course and a bottle of the reserve bourbon for you

2: Get in chat you ass

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Dead_Inside
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quote:
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Today I went to a yo-yo competition in Portsmouth, NH.


You dipstick, I live one town over and work in Portsmouth. You should have let me know and I would have taken you to the best bars for you to buy me a drink.

Where was the competition? Portsmouth on the 4th is a fucking mob scene.

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And yes, I am sure he does know thats where I live and thats why he didnt let me know.

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D_I, I seriously found out that there was a contest in Portsmouth two days before it happened. Heck, I'm just glad I got there. The thought did pass through my head that it was your neck of the woods, I was not sure how close you lived to there though I was fairly sure you were quite close. It was at the Strawberry Banke place thingy. People walking around in clothing from 1800 or something.

Maybe next time. If there is a next time.

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I am spending all the daylight hours driving around all the streets in my neighborhood and those bordering it looking for one of my dogs who ran out of the house in terror from all the fireworks. Tommorrow at daybreak the search resumes. You know, The Good Shepard parable and all that.

Fortunately I hooked myself up with this woman here, http://www.pet-detective.com/ , who just happens to live a block over from me. She has been featured on CNN and in some British magazines for her overwhelming success at finding lost and stolen animals. And it so happens that this yellow faced cat.....



....is the son of my girlfriend's cat Schmick. She gave him to the woman a few years ago, and she just adores this cat to no end. So it looks like I'll get her services for free in return.

Wish me luck.

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I drove from VA to Mass to see the Boston Pops and see the fireworks. After finessing my way past the crowds (being in uniform anywhere on the 4th = carte blanche) some nice folks invited us to sit front and center with them in front of the Hatch Shell.

So I got interviewed (and misquoted) by the Boston Herald, got to sit about 20 feet from Leann Rhimes, and got on TV a couple of times.

And got many, many wimmins phone numbers.
Guess it's the uniform...

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Women likes the professional sailors because they know that they won't leave them for another woman. Because they'll be doing it with other men at sea, admittedly, but at least they won't be fathering any bastards.

What did you say in the interviews?

And good luck with finding the dog, Bill.

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They asked me how I felt about the 4th of July and I said something to the effect of how much I love America and Americans and our founding principles and how it's all worth dying for.
In the paper they quote me as saying "...it's something we're dying for." As in, among other things? Like poontang?

What do Brits do on the 4th of July? Get drunk, sing dirges, and complain about how "If it weren't for the French, those wankers would be speaking English right now!" I guess?

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We celebtrate macker's birthday on the 4th of July, and that is about it (someone made the 'if it wasn't for the French...' joke in the 4th July thread already, I think).

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