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4 legs, 3 hands, 3 kidneys....



An infant born with four legs, three hands, three kidneys and an abnormal liver to a rural Zambian woman two weeks ago, is pictured in Lusaka, July 2, 2003. Doctors at Zambia's main Lusaka University Teaching Hospital said July 3, 2003 the babies deformities were caused by incomplete growth of another fetus and multiplication of cells. They said the baby, whose is yet to be named, would be operated upon and is likely to lead a normal life. Picture taken July 2.

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It's actually a secret plot to build a better cross country runner for the 2016 olympic games

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They need to work on getting the legs all facing the same way if that's the case.

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It's just too bad there's not a backwards running event.

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They could invent a new event for people with all those limbs and make them compete against well-trained monkeys.

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Like any of the African teams needs a faster runner.

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the legs go both ways because it's not for the running events, it's for dodgeball
(which at the rate the olympics are going will be an event in the next few years).

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I wish I had extra kidneys and livers.

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Dreamengineer
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wtf is that
see what incest and in-breeding does....

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well, if they haven't picked a name yet, may I suggest "Spider"?

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he's a centaur! maybe "chiron"?

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with a build like that, he could grow up to be one hell of a breakdancer. I forsee his fame in 2025 or so, taking the well-established hip-hop world by storm, setting off a fashion craze involving hip, urban prosethetics.

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look out, dance dance revolution! you've got a new champion!

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As long as they're just gonna throw them away, they should turn one of the legs into a schlong.

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Ahhh, the true Lord of the Dance is born.... wonder what a pedicure would cost...

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