Registered: May 2001
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An infant born with four legs, three hands, three kidneys and an abnormal liver to a rural Zambian woman two weeks ago, is pictured in Lusaka, July 2, 2003. Doctors at Zambia's main Lusaka University Teaching Hospital said July 3, 2003 the babies deformities were caused by incomplete growth of another fetus and multiplication of cells. They said the baby, whose is yet to be named, would be operated upon and is likely to lead a normal life. Picture taken July 2.

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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: in your head
Posts: 158

It's actually a secret plot to build a better cross country runner for the 2016 olympic games

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Sedona, Arizona... No no Cornville!!
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They need to work on getting the legs all facing the same way if that's the case.

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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Posts: 1060

It's just too bad there's not a backwards running event.

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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Boston
Posts: 8769

They could invent a new event for people with all those limbs and make them compete against well-trained monkeys.

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Norfolk, VA
Posts: 4855

Like any of the African teams needs a faster runner.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: 0.50
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the legs go both ways because it's not for the running events, it's for dodgeball
(which at the rate the olympics are going will be an event in the next few years).

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: La Florida
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I wish I had extra kidneys and livers.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: here stupid!
Posts: 1907

wtf is that
see what incest and in-breeding does....

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
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well, if they haven't picked a name yet, may I suggest "Spider"?

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: 0.50
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he's a centaur! maybe "chiron"?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: the heart of an awl
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with a build like that, he could grow up to be one hell of a breakdancer. I forsee his fame in 2025 or so, taking the well-established hip-hop world by storm, setting off a fashion craze involving hip, urban prosethetics.

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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: 0.50
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look out, dance dance revolution! you've got a new champion!

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: La Florida
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As long as they're just gonna throw them away, they should turn one of the legs into a schlong.

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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: the 45th Parallel
Posts: 127

Ahhh, the true Lord of the Dance is born.... wonder what a pedicure would cost...

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