Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 12547

Some nice galaxies for sale here. But I want to figure out how to get there first and look over the property before I buy. I don't want to invest in some starslum.

http://www.galaxiesrus.com/

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: In a Blue, Blue State
Posts: 12547

And check out the testimonial from the Background page:

Background
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A very Strange Event.

In A.D 1982 I was taken from this earth by the most advanced beings in our Universe. During the time that I was with them they explained what they wanted me to do, what the universe is and the role of everything within it. They also gave me ownership of countless millions of galaxies. All profit from this site goes towards funding of the 'Living Universe Theory'


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A Very Special Gift.

The ultimate gift, or for someone who has everything, the opportunity to register the freehold ownership of one of the most wonderful and precious objects in our universe, an entire Galaxy.


Become A GLM (Galactic Lord and Master).

A Galaxy may have over one hundred million stars, many more planets, a super massive black hole, unimaginable numbers of exotic life forms on new worlds. Worlds with two suns, and more, imagine a sky with eight moons, they exist, and they can be yours, there are worlds made of almost complete diamond, some of gold, there are worlds with crystal clear blue waters where gravity lends itself to unassisted flight, with lands that are unchartered, as yet unexplored, and undamaged, pristine and new where opportunity is still but a whisper and time is still sleeping the restless dreams of all its tomorrows. These precious galaxies, these precious worlds, our destinies are entwined, they call out to us across the void like the flowers to the bees, they need us as we need them. All this and much much more can now be yours, and of course, as was intended, you will be Galactic master, Lord over all things, both living or otherwise to cherish forever.


Receive The Galactic Freehold Certificate (includes naming, landing and mineral rights)

You will receive the Title Deeds and Freehold certificate which confirms the naming of your Galaxy, absolute ownership of your Galaxy, which includes all landing rights and the mineral rights, for you and your descendants to enjoy from now until eternity. Your freehold registration details will be entered into the Galactic Central Register.


Name And Register Your New Galaxy.

The Galaxies given to me were all catalogued by an explorer type organism, created by the aliens hundreds of millions of years ago, to map the universe. These Galaxies are all unnamed and are currently still referenced only by their original mapping reference created by the explorer. I am happy to inform you therefore that you are entitled to give your Galaxy the name of your choice, this name will be held in the Galactic Central Register, this is maintained by GalaxysRus and updates are sent to NASA and the Worlds leading astronomical societies on a regular basis.


The Aliens Promise.

Amongst other things the Aliens promised me two things:

A: All GALAXIESRUS Freehold and Leasehold registered certificate holders with said ownership rights will be recognised, upheld, acknowledged and enforced by the aliens and the wider community of our Universe, period.

B: Galaxy Names created by holders of the aforementioned registered certificates and named on the aforementioned certificates will be recognised, upheld, acknowledged and enforced by the aliens and the wider community of our Universe, period.

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Sure, man, sure. I believe you. I also believe it's time to go take your pills, too.

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35561

They sell reconditioned bycycles too, surely?

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Norfolk, VA
Posts: 4678

I'm naming mine the Ford Galaxy.

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: here stupid!
Posts: 1907

naaah not getting one cos I dont wanna get borg'd

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