Registered: Oct 2000
Location:
Posts: 9147

Gotta love these urban legends.

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A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between
us is just
too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been
gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the
picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky


The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for
any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your
picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: here stupid!
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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: the 45th Parallel
Posts: 127

So do we ned to fix Ricky up with someone new now? Dubya's girls are legal age now... and they swallow...

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Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35561

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Originally posted by kauaigirl
and they swallow...

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: NYC
Posts: 11770

I might.

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