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We're all metrosexuals now

A new male market emerges

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I have a hard enough time shaving my face, but I have talked about getting my nuts waxed when my girl was going to get her brazillian.

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what's a 'brazillian', besides a rsident of Brazil (smart ass's everywhere...) and just say "NO!" to nut waxing.... yucky, naked nuts... just plain yucky... and where's my lunch, it's almost noon!!!

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Cage is gonna love you.

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Brazillian is a style of wax. removes everything, including butthair.

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I'm less gay every time I come to this forum it seems.

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And I'm more...

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every time i come to this forum i am still a paragon of heterosexual manhood.
well, maybe not exactly. but i am certainly far from being "metrosexual".

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hmmm... the only part of my anatomy that is sans hair is my forehead and eyelids... so that is anti metrosexual

but I do use high-end deoderants and after-shaves, my favorite brand being "le male" from Jean-Paul Gaultier (and he is definately gay)...

I dunno... maybe 15% metrosexual

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Metrosexuality: The gradual homosexualizing of the entire world.

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and to think, years ago people thought i was pulling a "slippery slope" fallacy when I said no real man would use fabric softener.

now they sell hair dye for men, and not just the kind reagan used to use, for covering up grey.

i think it's still perfectly reasonable to live in a city and not turn into a chick.

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oh my Toto...
we didn't want that visual and yet we asked the question anyway...

now all I can see are cold, shivering naked.... NUTS!!! Why oh why would someone want naked nuts?

"I'm sure we're not in Kansas now..."

and who's Cage, she asks foolishly while the coyote licks his eyebrows and smiles...

"piece of candy little girl?"

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I dunno... maybe 15% metrosexual

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Sometimes I shave my forearm a bit to check my hunting knife.

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faggot.

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Originally posted by buddha's penis
faggot.

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I'm Cage. I love everybody. It's just who I am. Effervescent and shit.

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Typical Metrosexual.

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That was weird. I had some kind of thumb spasm and managed to click the "Post reply" button accidentally. Editing is for girls.

Anyway. I shave my nuts. You'd like them.

I waxed my back once. Actually, I had some gravelly, drunken, old Irish broad do it for $25 in the plywood-and-bare-lightbulb backroom of the only salon in Southie that actually has gay guys styling hair. It took 45 minutes. I ended up with hickey-looking things in a couple places because she had to wax the same area 9 times. It sucked. I'll probably do it again.

I'd say I'm like 10% metrosexual. I shave, lotion and powder my junk, but it's just plain old Suave lotion and Baby Powder. It's not like I use high-end, imported ball-polish or anything. The most expensive toiletry I use is my $6/tub hair gel/wax shit. Everything else is $2-$3 a piece.



So what's the deal with koalagirl? I haven't stumbled across her intro post yet. Did she make with the tits? How annoying is she?

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4b introduced her. No tits.
And 10%? Please, you're more metrosexual than I am.

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Don't you have to buff Turtle Wax to make it shine? I think rugburn on my sack would kind of defeat the purpose of shaving them to begin with.

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Wouldn't not buffing your sack defeat the purpose of shaving it?

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