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philjit
Arch-Enemy of Idealism

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How much do you masturbate?

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Click on the "Launch Big Masturbation Database" and take part in this exciting and important research.

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philjit
Arch-Enemy of Idealism

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: UK
Posts: 13002

oops wrong forum. Can this be moved to TLF?

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cw
cuntacular wench

Registered: Apr 2003
Location: . o O
Posts: 6420

Masturbate for peace

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rodney
Hates airplanes.

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Little Rock.
Posts: 2600

I masturbate enough that I have a sore on my penis from friction. True story.

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mudded
Too drunk to fish

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: is futile
Posts: 5027

...not enough... surely never enough

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Weasel Spoor
"The Man"

Registered: Jun 2002
Location: All over the place
Posts: 2803

I once got a sunburnt willy and despite the pain and the skin flaking I continued practising onanism with wild abandon.

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Mugtoe
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Oct 2001
Location:
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beastliness!

you'll all burn

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quote:
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never waste a hardon, trust a fart or pass up a breath mint when offered.

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Smug Git
Arrogance Personified

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Hilbert Space
Posts: 35669

From where you'll be in Hell, the self abusers will appear to be in a luxury penthouse.

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I want to live and I want to love
I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of

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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: aggressivly happy
Posts: 9130

You are 61% normal

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Pinecrika
Prophet of Doom

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Disgusting den of creepitude
Posts: 10557

Pulling root is good for the soul.

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Weasel Spoor
"The Man"

Registered: Jun 2002
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And, lest we forget, it halves your chances of getting prostate cancer.

Palm razors ahoy!

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cw
cuntacular wench

Registered: Apr 2003
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You are 60% normal

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Weasel Spoor
"The Man"

Registered: Jun 2002
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Posts: 2803

Shoot, me too, that's a weight off.

Where's the friggin Kleenex?

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Mugtoe
Cuddly Puppy

Registered: Oct 2001
Location:
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It's understandable that you would be so perpetually aroused living with the Rooster. You're only human.

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quote:
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never waste a hardon, trust a fart or pass up a breath mint when offered.

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Sabine
Ocean Phosphor

Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Mountains
Posts: 4698

I stopped masturbating.

thanks for asking.

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slappy
slippery when happy

Registered: Aug 2000
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I'm 66% normal apparently.

Ever thought of a family member while you play with your self?
You said: "No."
81% agree

19%said yes?? blegh!

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J E B Stuart
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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quote:
Originally posted by slappy
I'm 66% normal apparently. . . .

Me, too.

Amen.

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lube
<lube> wrong hole, kthnx.

Registered: Jul 2003
Location: earth.
Posts: 16

61% normal,
I always envied that guy in "full metal jacket" that got a section 8 (awol) i think because he masturbated all the time.
and...19% thought of have there family members, thats ALOT higher than i thought it would be.

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i thnk it brke.

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J E B Stuart
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Talking

quote:
Originally posted by lube
. . . and...19% thought of have there family members, thats ALOT higher than i thought it would be.

Perhaps it's a kissin' cousins conundrum.

Amen.

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geaeslore
fallen mathlete

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 2451

or perhaps there's a higher rate of sickos on the internet

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funkyrooster
King Leer

Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Just to the right of the moon
Posts: 3141

56% normal, although when asked how many times a day I did it, around 6% of respondents were with me on that one

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Ein Rooster

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Peter_Torque
Grill Instructor

Registered: May 2002
Location: No. California
Posts: 4175

quote:
Originally posted by Sabine
I stopped masturbating.

thanks for asking.


Well, you're female. You have the option.

Howie Mandel said; "God invented the orgasm so men would know when to quit fucking!"

Personally, I only masturbate to music. Really. My wife thinks it's pretty cool, but she won't go to concerts with me.

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madlucas
tv casualty

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: on the move
Posts: 1266

I'm 51% normal .. I think it was the 'I listen to heavy metal while I do it' that got me only half normal.

and to sabine: why the hell not? go down to the RX, get some lube, surf up some porn, and get to it .. you're missing out

don't make me come overe there and do it for you

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RiZZ
awsomeness incarnit

Registered: Jul 2000
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Posts: 9130

and if it would take him too long to get there i can walk

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Toby
Lightning Striking

Registered: Jun 2003
Location: A Lo-Tech Analog World
Posts: 106

I've got one hand in my pocket right now.... I think that is somehow sad

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