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Peter_Torque
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Geek porn

A deservedly long-forgotten Nordic stroke manual from the 60's.

This is the guy I think of when I hear the word "Asshat":

















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Vegas
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DAD??!??!?!??

(only pic that really resembles him from those days)

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euphorbia
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This thread needs some of this.....




a sack of these.....





a few of these....




and probably some of these....



the fresh maker....




I helped!

Do the dance of the saved TT Gir!


aweee yeahhhh

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DAD??!??!?!??

(only pic that really resembles him from those days)


Dad?

Nah, look again, that's Sonny Bono!

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Vegas
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Dad?

Nah, look again, that's Sonny Bono!


My dad and stepmom went to a Halloween party a few years ago, when he still had the mustache, as Sonny and Cher. Well, she did not make much of a Cher; he was the spitting image of Sonny Bono. They won best costume, cuz of him.

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I say Mister Chumly Warner, what on earth is that?

Nothing you need concern yourself with Gracen.

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Check your dosage, Azrael



Besides, I'm disappointed that nobody has said the obvious: this is the worst porn of all time. Whacking off to these pics would be like rubbing your stub while poking through somebody's laundry hamper and giving your pathetic nub a little extra tug every time you ran into an interesting stench.

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mudded
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What a cute little set... thanks Peter

I dont care about the hairiness.
legs, pubes, nipples, armpits... they can have it all and I wont think any less of them. I think that this whole idea of hairless women reeks of institutionalized pedophilia.

I want women with capital W.

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I think that this whole idea of hairless women reeks of institutionalized pedophilia.

I want women with capital W.


Maybe like shaved bald, which is ugly to me too.
I like to keep mine groomed though. Also, that hair is made to keep scent, its like underarm hair...I shave my under arm hair aswell...all of it
It just makes me feel cleaner and helps me not smell like an onion.

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silly greeks

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