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Peter_Torque
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Backsniffing, the disgusting new trend among teenage lesbian tongue-wrestling squads, began with a short film clip on the Independent Film Channel of a lonely Inuit girl in her igloo, putting her parka on backwards so she could smell the back of her own head.

The loathsome act was popularized recently on the NTV music awards program, when Christina Aguilera waddled over and gave Madonna's spine a good sniff while Britney Spears swabbed Madonna's adenoids with her soft, pink, languid tongue.

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mmmtravis
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you sure they aren't siamese?

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Dacarlo
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quote:
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you sure they aren't siamese?

The question is would you still fuck them if they were?

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ignatz mouse
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do we have an asylum tongue-wrestling squad?

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macker
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http://www.animatedboobs.com/ - seems as good a place as any to post this

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willimo
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Whatever happened to that music video with oiled up girls using powertools?

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It got old! Well it did while the wife was in the room.

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Lu
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Whatever happened to that music video with oiled up girls using powertools?

I still have shortcut to that on my desktop. Sometimes, if I'm feeling blue, I'll watch it about thirty times in a row. It lifts my spirits up to where the eagles soar.

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dii ni ni, dirinin di ni nii. ni ni ni ni

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Cage
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I must've missed it. What kind of powertools? The www.fukingmachines.com kind?

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Lu
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girls with power tools

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Tray
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http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf

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ignatz mouse
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Lu, I owe you a class point for that (and for the ceramics, but I give 'em out as fast as I get 'em and forget).

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mudded
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yeah, that commercial was unapologetic.

mmm... power breaker slowmotion innuendo

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mudded
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oh, and I covered yer point ignatz

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SatansLeftHand
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ok, tray, since you're the fucker who posted that link, you get to be the one who buys me a larger monitor.

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ignatz mouse
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aw, thankee kindly, mudded. <3

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