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I arrived in Britain a long time ago (3 months) I came from Africa, or it seems so long time and I have a computer now to learn English and hopefully take a job because I am hard worker.

You can all call me Ted if you like and I new

Thank you

TC.

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Where in Africa?

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Ted.

That sounds suspiciously female.

Tits. Now.

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you speak fantastic english ted.

welcome to the asylum.

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taste the fucking rainbow

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TC has the bested sig.

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If Ted's African then I'm a fucking Dutchman.

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what dutchman are you fucking?

Thank you for warm welcome.
I am from Zimbabwe!

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Name the most common adder in Zimbabwe.

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what dutchman are you fucking?

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See. Your English isn't that good.

[/QUOTE] Thank you for warm welcome.
I am from Zimbabwe! [/B][/QUOTE]

No wonder you left.

Play rugby? A Zimbabwean just turned up at my rugby club last week. I could make some money by betting the other guys on the chances of another one walking through the door and then, hey presto!

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wonderaz, I know not adder? is it a snake?
The mamba is pretty scary, people in my village wear stones on thier heads to stop being bitten by them.

Mamba usually kill.

Rugby team have money, my family is poor
Funkyrooster, I used to keep chickens in my village, nice name it remind me of home

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I ain't buyin it for a minute.

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Do you mean you don't believe me Mugtoe? I hear this expression before in films, who have I lied to you?

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Don't worry Mug. One of my students is in the Botswanan Special Forces. He'll sort this out

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Have bag of corn my feathered friend

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I'd rather have a bag of prostitutes.

And stop fucking smiling. Its a fucking sunday. Which means there's fucking work tomorrow.

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HIV bad in Africa, no joke people do not realise and I smile because I work tomorrow I need the money to pay my rent

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nice to meetcha. could you post pics of yourself in your village of zimbabwe? i would like to see what it looks like. what is your native language? say something sexy to the women of the asylum.

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Yes, and then fetch us some drinks.

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my room mate is black, i say hes from zimbabaway but he keeps telling me hes from noth carolina

i dont beleave him

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believe it or not, I was born in North Carolina in the middle of nowhere

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Mandingo cum korshaw ononwa!

Shona is my native language but I don't have pictures of home on my computer, sorry. I keep one of my mother with me at all times though.

Zee Beche!

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believe it or not...

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Have bag of corn my feathered friend

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs
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Welcome, Chickadaya.

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I thought all Africans were godless heathens who copulated aimlessly and aborted frequently?

Well there go my travel plans.

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