Registered: Jul 2000
Location: salmon city
Posts: 1407

cows are simple creatures.
they like the simple things in life. hats, for example.
but if you start complicating the hat situation, the cow isnt going to like that one bit. and it will tell you just that.
because while cows are simple creatures, they are also very honest. and fat.

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Registered: Oct 2001
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Never held truck with reticent cows. I admire bovine honesty and forthrightness in speech.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beyond Mason-Dixon Line
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I hear ol' melon's rather fond o' chatty, stump-broke heifers.

Amen.

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