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Mugtoe
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Dwarf orgies - with or without 69 fetuses

Well, here you are. Complete with undiagrammable sentences and images of sex between people too short to ride the roller coaster whilst holding parasitic cell-clumps in their tiny laps, this is the thread Paint and PJ keep dancing around but never hitting.

Please explain what it is you two are always arguing about. Is it movies or film?

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okay, so it'll be dead by lunch

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that rules.

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Re: Dwarf orgies - with or without 69 fetuses

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Well, here you are. Complete with undiagrammable sentences and images of sex between people too short to ride the roller coaster whilst holding parasitic cell-clumps in their tiny laps, this is the thread Paint and PJ keep dancing around but never hitting.

Please explain what it is you two are always arguing about. Is it movies or film?

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.

its really quite simple though.

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Re: Re: Dwarf orgies - with or without 69 fetuses

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i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you.
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Death by dwarf sex.

A grisly way to go.

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Re: Re: Re: Dwarf orgies - with or without 69 fetuses

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sorry to disappoint you (actually im not really disappointed) i like women, and by like i mean i am sexually attracted to women, and only women. Preferably with long dark curly hair, italian-american, and with nice curves. From what i can remember (because i have tried to blank any memory of you from my mind) you dont meet any of my criteria.


ok that was posted this morning you read and then posted

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Death by dwarf sex.

A grisly way to go.


I thought you were intelligent or at least smart enough to read and understand, yet you keep proving to me that your ability for comprehension of simple sentences is severely limited.

of course you're probably just trying to bait me, as that is in keeping with all things smug git.

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of course you're probably just trying to bait me, as that is in keeping with all things smug git.


You might be onto something there.

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Folks here have an astonishing grasp for the obvious.

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quote:
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Folks here have an astonishing grasp for the obvious.
wasnt that blatantly obvious............

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Hey, just wait a damn minute here, I wasn't suggesting that I would have anything to do with the dwarf orgy, I was just furthering the observations made by Smug and others regarding the pj/Sabine/Mord love fest.

Me? I'll have you know I'm at least five foot seven and a half!

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my insides parts are throwing up on each other.

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That's called love, baby.

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great.. now both smug and paint are into vomit.

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quote:
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Hey, just wait a damn minute here, I wasn't suggesting that I would have anything to do with the dwarf orgy, I was just furthering the observations made by Smug and others regarding the pj/Sabine/Mord love fest.

Me? I'll have you know I'm at least five foot seven and a half!



im taller than you.

i'd rather be dosed in a vat of sulphuric acid, and have my body put through a woodchipper than spend a second in the presence of Mord and Sabine, let alone touch them. if you describe that as love well.......

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the question is.. would you do it on cam?

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I'm taller than Paint.







I just realized that I am taller than Paint.






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the question is.. would you do it on cam?
no. im happy while im not in the same country/state as you and i can antagonise you from a distance, by merely existing and having touched people you know. and seeing as i never intend to live in VA, or CO. i guess i will always have that happiness.

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I don't remember paint being short.

I just remember he had pretty eyes.

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I don't remember paint being short.

I just remember he had pretty eyes.


thats cos compared with your man of choice, everyone is tall.

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nor do I remember him being smelly.

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He is short. And his feet were not nice at all. Not at all (although Fiend's aroma of drunktank wasn't very special either). In his defence, paint has very little sense of smell.

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are feet ever really "nice?"

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I was being polite and understated. Even by the standards of feet, they weren't nice.

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My aroma of drunktank was easily washed away in the shower.

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