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Ok im sure there are many people here who have partners. however i'm sure you all still have your little fantasies about fucking Britney or Brad or someother celeb. i have friends who have a list of five stars who should they ever meet them they would be allowed to sleep with them , should there ever be an invitation to do so. Of course both parties in a couple have these lists.

Who would your five be?


i know this is silly but its meant to be a bit of fun

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I already slept with the five I wanted to.

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i'm currently single (surprised, eh?), so i'd pretty much fuck about any female celebrity in existance. so, to raise the stakes, i'll give you an impromptu list of female celebrities that i'd seriously consider raping if i ran into (or over) them on the street:

anna paquin
alyson hannigan
claire danes
sarah michelle gellar
claire forlani
latetia casta
the chick from that horrible and short-lived telvision show "birds of prey"

that's all i can think of at the moment.

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Celebrities? Fuck 'em all.

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hmm.....travis' list stands for me as well, with the exception of sarah michelle gellar. and possibly the addition of sandra bullock.

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I'm not real big on fawning over celebrities for the most part but there are three women that, like Travis, I would have to actively resist the urge to rape should I meet them.

1. Jennifer Connely
2. Gina Gershon

And for some fucking reason I can NEVER remember the third one.

Lucky for her. Bitch.

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Im similar to brad, in that I dont really fawn all over celebrities, either.

And in the same vein..I would have to resist the urge, would I to meet these people in person:

1. Joseph Fiennes
2. Jude Law
3. Sean Penn(anyone notice how HOT he got all of a sudden?)
4. JAKE FUCKING GYLLENHAAL. unf.
5. Maggie Gyllenhaal
6. Cate Blanchett
7. steve burns

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You have good taste.

Which we already knew.

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but the question is.....does she taste good?

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1) Tyrael From Diablo
2) Kurama
3)Tyrael From Diablo
4)Kurama
5)Tyrael From Diablo

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1) Travis Fimmel - yeah, so it's predictable. he's a farmboy

2) Ashton Kutcher - look, I could pick another five, but I might as well go with the predctable ones first.

3) A Spanish filmmaker whose last name I can't think of right now, but I'm sure most folks would recognize him. Gimme time, I'll think of the name.

4) Nicholas Gonzales

5) JT - don't laugh. I make no apologies. I think he's fine as frog hair, and I would abominate him savagely without hesitation.

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edit, oh wait, maybe I was mistaken.

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GIS for "spanish filmmaker" :

http://images.google.com/images?hl=...anish+filmmaker

hee.

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I thought he was talking bout a certain asylum member at first...whom Id probably shag over any pompous flaky Hollywood twat or "celebrity" in general

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as a matter of fact, aside from some cartoon characters I find fabulously beautiful and the barb yell from diablo making my nipples hard I cant think of one celebrity I want to fuck. I think Henry Rollins is beautiful and a few others...but I cant say I want to fuck them. I guess Im a prude....HA!

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Do sex crimes count..?

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You picked the Olsen twins too?

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Jennifer Connely ( Oh Hell Yeah, that dark hair and those big tits)
Jessica Biel
Jessica Alba
Anna Kournikova
Beyonce Knowles

Beyonce has one of the nicest asses and the most beautiful face of any current Celebrity.

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if I ever have a daughter remind me not to name her Sarah, Jessica, or Jennifer

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Christopher walken and the Olsen twins (the twins count as a single unit), threesome preferred

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I'll take Kill Hannah for an appetizer

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Kim Carnes and Nena




































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quote:

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Originally posted by Paint CHiPs
You picked the Olsen twins too?

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I was thinking about buffy's sister, but I'm open minded.
Maybe that McGuire bitch too...I like to cut myself while I watch her show

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yes, i'd most definitely violate jessica alba. i forgot about her, thank you lanin.

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Nicole Kidman


Jessica Alba


Brit-nay


Milla Jovovich


Gwen, No Doubt

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