Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Norfolk, VA
Posts: 4678

Link.

My favorite:

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BARNYARD MASTURBATOR
The first option, electroejaculation, uses a priapic rectal probe to send electricity pulsing through the animal's nether regions. "All the normal excitatory signals that stimulate ejaculation, like touch, sight, sound and smell, can be replaced with the current from the probe," says Trish Berger, professor of animal science at the University of California, Davis. "It's fascinating. Of course, this is a woman talking."

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Registered: Jul 2001
Location: NYC
Posts: 11770

I tack thee.

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