Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10173

Drunken Fun. A Lesson Kiddies.....

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

got all hammered last night and i don't know why but drove home, or should i say tried..

got pulled over 5 minutes later, fell over trying to walk the line, i was promptly arrested

well i was my usual smartass self, got smacked around. got put in the drunk tank. Where i began to rant and rave, apparently i pissed of some piggie, and he opened the door
and tossed me around a bit. and threw me on the second bench, well i told him that i didn't like that bench, so i sat on the other one. tossed around again, but i got to sit on my bench dammit.

got to wear blaze orange, and met a really cool chick there, apparently i have danced with her b 4 one drunken night. got the digits too. damn im smooth

woke up with a splitting headache, got handcuffed and brought b4 the judge. i was kind of still tipsy, oh well

got to walk home from the jailhouse
got a sprite
now i have to find my car
dammit

fun fun in the Penobscot County Jail
so....DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!

Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Nanaimo BC, Canada
Posts: 1525

Heh, jail-bait.

Got the digits though, sweet. . .

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: 54.60°N 5.70°W
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In Ireland the penalty for being drunk in charge of a vehicle is immediate removal of your license and a 5 year ban on driving. you also have to pass your test again after the 5 years. your car insurance will also sky-high after that.

Anyway. None of the reasons fiend gave are why you shouldn't drink and drive. Your reaction times are fucked when you're drunk. What if you kill someone?

Do you have any idea of the momentum behind a ton of steel moving at even 30mph? Think on, people.

Fiend, I hope you have learned your lesson. Try not to be a dick all you life.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10173

ooops sorry pan, forgot to mention the whole killing ppl thing

yeah, im trying not to be a dick
its hard

any fun jailtime stories?

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
Posts: 5128

Damn, dude. That's freaky. What's with all the drama lately? You get thrown in jail, iglo sets himself on fire... What's next? Or shan't I ask?

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Thanks for posting that fiend.

Thanks for reminding everybody that driving while drunk is a seriously bad idea. So seriously bad I don't wanna get started here.

And thanks for reminding us, in your own fiendish way, that you're trying. And that you're still fucking up, but you're trying.

I hope your car isn't damaged. etc.

love from sphinxy

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Location Location
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I really wish you would elaborate further on getting beaten up by the cops.

Please?

That would really make my day.

Thank you in advance.

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Registered: Sep 2000
Location: atlanta
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Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend:


met a really cool chick there, apparently i have danced with her b 4 one drunken night. got the digits too.

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My life would be complete if a prison-bitch gave me her phone number. Seriously.
By the way, what was she in for? Or do I not want to know?





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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
Posts: 10173

she was in for the same thing i was OUI

well paint i can't really remember getting roughed up, but it was this skinny little geek cop with glasses. they wouldn't allow me my phone call. so i was yelling about it. He musta told me about 20 times to shut up.
He just came in, pushed me into the wall and gave me a solid punch in the head. I have this nice bruise on my temple.

This moron was harrassing said female and i stood up to him, damn im chivelrous (sp?)
damn im smooth

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
Posts: 5128

i'd lean towards drunk and cocky, but that's just me.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Beatrice, Nebraska
Posts: 18808

Surprise, surprise

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"Your experiment this week, Joel, is called Pod People. It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with *hurting*." - Dr. Forrester, MST3K

Was it something you would do for anybody?
Was it what you'd only do for me?
Or was it something where you acted when you saw the need
And knew that there would be a way the act could be repaid
And so it may, but for today
I want to thank you for putting me back in my snail shell

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Erehwon
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thats pretty irresponsible fiend - glad u got her number tho

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Shreveport, LA
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quote:

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Originally posted by memdink:
Damn, dude. That's freaky. What's with all the drama lately? You get thrown in jail, iglo sets himself on fire... What's next? Or shan't I ask?

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What, no mention of I, the mighty telf breaking his hand punching out a car window, getting a pistol pulled on himself, and grinding a lit cigerette in a guy's face? Oh the shame of being forgotten!

/me climbs under his Hiding Bucket to pout.






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Registered: Jul 2000
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um, last time i checked, in my area they don't mix male/female prisoners.

...how drunk were you again?
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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: Bangor, ME
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well she was the only female prisoner, and we all had seprate cells

and i talked with her b4 we saw the judge, at the hearing and on the way out. she was a looker

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
Posts: 5128

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Originally posted by Timeenoughforlove:

What, no mention of I, the mighty telf breaking his hand punching out a car window, getting a pistol pulled on himself, and grinding a lit cigerette in a guy's face? Oh the shame of being forgotten!

/me climbs under his Hiding Bucket to pout.

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Shreveport, LA
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memdink, both of your email addresses are bogus.

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
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quote:

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Originally posted by AlcoholSoopaFiend:
any fun jailtime stories?

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: NJ
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czech- that was awesome. *8adds this story to the screenplay*

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Registered: Jul 2000
Location: London
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Longest time I've ever been in a jail cell Space.

The coppers that played the joke went off shift, and got replaced with the fat northen bastard sargent, who kept on telling me I was going to be put away for what I did, That cunt.

They treated me like a crimnal....beeing in a police station and all..... Ummmm, yeah.

But I got off scott freeeeeeeeeee.

Guess I'll have to pay for it when I die, that and the 50 things for non-christians to do......

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Registered: Aug 2000
Location: b0ulder
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quote:

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Originally posted by Timeenoughforlove:
memdink, both of your email addresses are bogus.

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